Colorado OFF TOPIC thread :) (Denver, Evergreen: apartments, condos, homes)

[jazzlover]

Originally Posted by McGowdog

What he heard… You’re way too stupid to be trusted driving alone in bad weather!
What she said… Drive carefully, dear.

What she heard…You don’t expect me to take care of the kids, clean the house and make dinner did you?
What he said… Feeling any better, Honey?

What she heard…It’s your lot in life to stop whatever it is you’re doing in order to serve my every need!
What he said… Honey, do you know if we have any more triple-A batteries?

What she heard… Life as we know it will cease to exist unless you can alter the space-time continuum!
What he said… Honey, are you almost ready yet?

What he heard… Your right to independent thought and ability to form an opinion has been revoked!
What she said… I Do.

What he heard… I’m going to make you wish you were dead for the rest of the week!
What she said… Tell me the truth, Honey…Do I look fat in this?

What she heard… Anything less than absolute perfection makes you an utter failure as a wife and mother!
What he said… Mom is coming over for dinner.

What he heard… Honey…Why don’t you put your head in a vice and I’ll turn the handle until your skull explodes!
What she said… Honey… Why don’t we turn off the TV and just talk?

OK, now I'm waiting for the "100 Reasons that dogs are better than women" posts to start. My favorite, "Dogs don't have to 'examine the relationship.'"

Or, the Q & A:

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Because they don't have to live with women.

OK, that ought to get a real good gender flame-war going . . . Also, probably why I'm a crusty bachelor . . .

[livecontent]

I am not a auto fanatic and recommend if you do not need a car, or an option, in a car, then do not buy it. However, I believe, that if you are a big mountain explorer then a 4-wheel may be required in many situation. In the city, I think these big hulking gas guzzling 4-wheel do not make much sense--because very rarely are you going to need it, in severe weather. Again, this is predicated on your need--if you absolutely need to go out in all weather--then maybe it is the way to go.

Maybe the best way is to have the big hulker for the when you need it and a smaller fuel efficient car, for trips around town, when you do not. It seems to me with today's gas prices--that is the way to go.

In the mountains, sometimes I cannot understand how people park a very expensive car a hidden trail head. Years ago, I had two cars, a clunker that worked but looked terrible and a more expensive car. The clunker I took to the trail head, which were near and accessible by the clunker, and I knew, it would have less of a chance to get stolen.

Yea, that clunker was good at those neighborhoods at night. that I parked while I was clubbing, but the girls did not like it when I used it to pick them up--ya know they are all into status. Today, you should see their reactions when I say, we are going by bus, and they will have to walk.

Now I have nothing but an old clunker; I want nothing more. I have not used it since last Thursday, as I have been everywhere by bus and where I have been able to walk.

Well, maybe I will take it out for a little exercise and suck up some that expensive gas--who knows maybe this month, I can use more than the 6 gallons, I used last month.

Livecontent

[sterlinggirl]

Originally Posted by jazzlover

OK, now I'm waiting for the "100 Reasons that dogs are better than women" posts to start. My favorite, "Dogs don't have to 'examine the relationship.'"

How about 100 ways to make [Mod Cut] magically appear in your posts?

[jazzlover]

Originally Posted by sterlinggirl

How about 100 ways to make [Mod Cut] magically appear in your posts?

If I comment on [Mod Cut], it will be an infraction and subject to [Mod Cut] . So, I will leave it to the Moderator to comment on the [Mod Cut]. There's 3--somebody else will have to suggest the other 97.

“Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.” - C. Edwin Baker

[Printed Page]

Originally Posted by SheridanL

OMG!!!! Orange Crush??!!!!!!!

That IS the Broncos name!!!!!!!!

Does anyone remember that??

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Yes, I remember that.

I used to live in Boulder and then Loveland. I also remember when John Elway FIRST joined the Broncos and how many times he was boo-ed. I noticed a huge change in Elway's playing when Dan Reeves left and Mike Shanahan took over.

Lots of memories of Denver!

[sterlinggirl]

If we keep doing this, we're going to be in a [Mod Cut] of trouble....

[jazzlover]

Originally Posted by sterlinggirl

If we keep doing this, we're going to be in a [Mod Cut] of trouble....

How twue, how twue!

[Bob from down south]

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[suzco]

Originally Posted by Bob from down south

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[sterlinggirl]

curses!!!!! foiled again!!!!