Idiot claims he has bomb in his rectum.

[Pruzhany]

And we thought only Americans do stupid things.

A passenger 'in a hurry' at Beijing International Airport was detained for five days after telling airport security officers that he had a bomb in his rectum. He did not.

Idiot man detained in Beijing Int'l Airport after saying 'I have a bomb in my ass': Shanghaiist

'There's a bomb in my pants': Passenger held at Beijing airport over hoax | South China Morning Post

[Retroit]

I'd hate to be the security guard that had to disprove his claim.

[Erratikmind]

Originally Posted by Retroit

I'd hate to be the security guard that had to disprove his claim.

Talk about a sh!tty job.

[st33lcas3]

Rectum?
That'll kill him!

/rimshot

[longnecker]

Being afraid it might explode of touched I would start an old fashioned enema.

[Magnatomicflux]

Originally Posted by st33lcas3

Rectum?
That'll kill him!

/rimshot

Rimshot, eh? lol



Anywho......sound like someone who just wanted his bum fingered with no delay. lol

[bruceox1962]

I have not heard about this one but that is just plum crazy. He must have some type of mental illness.

[midwest61021]

I'd guess he's probably not a threat to your safety unless he grabs his ankles!

[legalsea]

"There's a bomb in my pants".

Sounds like my old 'pick up' line from the 1970s.

Didn't really work that well.

[Rubi3]

Originally Posted by Pruzhany

And we thought only Americans do stupid things.

You might think it, but who is included in the "we?" I surely don't think only Americans do stupid things. I know that human beings do stupid things. Their nationality has little to do with it.