Pink Slim Kills Business, Every Time

[reneeh63]

Can the moderator please correct the title to "Slime"? ...this makes no sense otherwise.

[Floorist]

If you think pink slime is nasty, work In a place where they make lunch meat. I have.

[lchoro]

Originally Posted by ChessieMom

What is pink slim?

You mean who is Pink Slim.

He appears to be a distant cousin to South Dakota Slim who kidnapped Sugar and tied her up to a buzz saw in his Booby House.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVNmHoIrnJs

[jaypee]

Pink's not only slim, she's pretty buff:

[apexgds]

Originally Posted by reneeh63

Can the moderator please correct the title to "Slime"? ...this makes no sense otherwise.

Yeah, but it's more fun.

[apexgds]

Originally Posted by Hollywood55

McDonalds has so much bad publicity. I won't even stop by there anymore. Pink Slim? Problems with the McNuggets. Everything there seems to be bad for your health. Its too bad. I used to love McDonalds when I was in high school. There was something special about it. Not so anymore. Last time I was at McDonalds, they had a hamburger that was made with Angus Beef and had something like imported cheese. It tasted really bad. I returned it. Point is, what could I safely replace it with? I went hungry that lunch.

The pink "slim" story is at least 4-5 years old, and McDonalds still stands. So neither is this Current Events, nor did "Pink Slim" kill business in this case.

[rugrats2001]

Originally Posted by Hollywood55

McDonalds has so much bad publicity. I won't even stop by there anymore. Pink Slim? Problems with the McNuggets. Everything there seems to be bad for your health. Its too bad. I used to love McDonalds when I was in high school. There was something special about it. Not so anymore. Last time I was at McDonalds, they had a hamburger that was made with Angus Beef and had something like imported cheese. It tasted really bad. I returned it. Point is, what could I safely replace it with? I went hungry that lunch.

So why didn't you buy a Big Mac? Those haven't changed since before you were born.

[Snort]

Pink Slim was a 19th century gunslinger kum interior decorator. He could tastefully decorate a pioneer home quicker than all the rest.

[jaypee]

Originally Posted by Snort

Pink Slim was a 19th century gunslinger kum interior decorator. He could tastefully decorate a pioneer home quicker than all the rest.

I remember now, he was famous for remaking Billy The Kid's ranch home.

[Snort]

Originally Posted by jaypee

I remember now, he was famous for remaking Billy The Kid's ranch home.

Oh, he did all the homes of the big names back then. His career ended suddenly though when he put up orange chiffon curtains at Wyatt Earp's place.