Woman has sex...with a tree?

[ByeByeLW]

Originally Posted by ezrider62

Could be softwood tree using viagra.

Or Miracle Gro.

[ezrider62]

Originally Posted by ByeByeLW

Or Miracle Gro.

Yes, I think you figured it out. I knew I was close though.

[rocksy23]

Originally Posted by Thunder98

Maybe she wanted a morning wood?

lol thought of this too

[rocksy23]

Originally Posted by ezrider62

This sex talk is giving me a woody.

lol

[rocksy23]

Originally Posted by FlowerPower00

Didn't the "Enquirer" break the story about Monica Lewinsky? Something about the "potato dip" on her dress?

When was this?

[Tia 914]

Originally Posted by rocksy23

I wish I were joking.

What the heck is wrong with people these days?

Here's the story:


How to Understand People - Woman has sex with a tree

Instead of limiting herself to humans, maybe she decided to branch out...

[rocksy23]

Originally Posted by Tia 914

Instead of limiting herself to humans, maybe she decided to branch out...

Haha, that's another good one. And I'm sure her favorite artist is Michelle Branch.

[Timray]

Originally Posted by bagster

Had to be. They're the only kind that have nuts.

[Above Average Bear]

She's just taking tree hugging to another level...

[Calvert Hall '62]

Expect moonbat activists to promote people-plant unions.