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Old 05-29-2016, 11:09 AM
 
Location: Clown School
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I'm always a bit appalled how they named a programming language after such an animal after hearing such news, but it turns out, it was named after Monty Python's Flying Circus, and NOT the animal.
Lol...as a software engineer, I must confess that my first thought upon seeing the title was, "This guy must've REALLY managed to write some messy code ".
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Old 05-29-2016, 11:30 AM
 
Location: Outside of Chicago
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Well...there is only one response to this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DK0aaLNGak
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Old 05-29-2016, 12:52 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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I don't see what the problem is? Women do this all the time.
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Old 05-29-2016, 04:10 PM
 
Location: Lake Oswego, Manhattan, Aspen
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I have already addressed the Toilet Python Phenomenon in this equally credible post about Alligators in Mississippi: http://www.city-data.com/forum/12123339-post4.html .
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Old 05-29-2016, 05:10 PM
 
Location: Somewhere in deep in Maine
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I found a big rat in a toilet one time. I flushed and it went back down. it has to hold its breath and swim nearly two hundred yards from the septic to get there.
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Old 05-29-2016, 05:29 PM
 
Location: Proxima Centauri
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Good thing that the snake wasn't venomous. He would have to hire a hooker to suck out the poison.
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Old 05-29-2016, 06:38 PM
 
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Good thing that the snake wasn't venomous. He would have to hire a hooker to suck out the poison.

No need to run the whole joke, the punchline is:


"The doctor says you're gonna die."
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Old 05-29-2016, 07:53 PM
 
Location: City of the Angels
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I don't think gay had anything to do with this

The python was a male.

Last edited by NickofDiamonds; 05-29-2016 at 08:29 PM..
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Old 05-29-2016, 09:22 PM
 
Location: Out West
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Pythons rarely bite. They squeeze.


CNN is nothing but The Onion in disguise.
Co-worker and I lifted a 13' python out of the Everglades. He took the business end, I took the tail...I'm not insane. The very first thing that python did was rise up out of the water and bite my co-worker. The wrapping around our wrists and squeezing started after that.
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Old 05-29-2016, 11:40 PM
 
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Originally Posted by maggie2101
That had to hurt.
Yea lets hope he got the snake off!!!!! (W/o hurting himself)
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