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Old 06-09-2016, 04:46 PM
 
Location: StlNoco Mo
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The gator was happy with what he had found,
a careless drunk who recently drowned
Then the fuzz showed up to check out his find
so the gator took off and left the body behind.
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Old 06-09-2016, 05:35 PM
 
Location: Georgia, USA
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[SIZE=+2]The Purist [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]by Ogden Nash [/SIZE] I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."
American alligator found in Australia mystifies experts - Telegraph
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Old 06-09-2016, 09:30 PM
 
Location: StlNoco Mo
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Old 06-09-2016, 11:05 PM
 
Location: Myrtle Creek, Oregon
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Poke salad Annie,
Gator got your grannie.
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Old 06-09-2016, 11:07 PM
 
Location: Myrtle Creek, Oregon
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And pythons found in Florida mystify the same experts.
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Old 06-10-2016, 12:07 AM
 
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Dine & dash.

Mick
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Old 06-10-2016, 12:08 AM
 
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And pythons found in Florida mystify the same experts.
That's easy to figure out. Some dumbass smuggled a baby aligator over ( probably as a pet ) and when it got too big, he let it loose.

Same with the pythons.
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Old 06-10-2016, 12:29 AM
 
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The picture isn't even relevant. It's of a gator in Sarasota, about 80 miles away from the incident?
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Old 06-10-2016, 01:05 AM
 
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Why are people making jokes out of a tragedy?

Sick
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Old 06-10-2016, 06:15 AM
 
Location: Maine
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Has anyone seen that guy that ran Hillary's e-mail server lately.


bill
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