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Old 06-14-2016, 05:08 PM
 
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Well High Plains Guy, thanks to you I can now say I have seen someone pass wind through an infrared camera. That was on my bucket list...


It's a shame the Russian cop Igor Kasynenko did not have a brother on the force named Ivan Plugyourazzov he could have radioed for backup.


Someone send this story to Jimmy Buffett, there is definitely a new Parrot Head song here. At the very least a new take on Volcano....
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Old 06-14-2016, 05:13 PM
 
Location: Southern Colorado
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I wonder how many people believe that they never fart, sneeze, or blow their nose.
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Old 06-14-2016, 05:30 PM
 
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Some of the ones i let out are known to clear a room. Certainly not gonna stick around and fight about it right in the middle of the storm cloud
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Old 06-14-2016, 05:32 PM
 
Location: The High Seas
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I wonder how many people believe that they never fart, sneeze, or blow their nose.
I wonder how many can do all three at the same time.
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Old 06-14-2016, 05:35 PM
 
Location: The High Seas
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So, what have we learned from all this?
Listen up, kids! While you think farts are funny, they can also lead to social breakdown, mass hysteria, and rioting.
So, the next time you think you can get away with slipping one out, just be aware that you might be starting World War Three.
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Old 06-14-2016, 05:39 PM
 
Location: Way up high
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Couldn't they have just cropdusted everyone like usual instead of doing it sitting right next to someone??? No manners
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Old 06-15-2016, 07:15 AM
 
Location: Great Britain
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The verb to trump has been used extensively across Britain to refer to the breaking of wind. It is especially the case in the North, in Wales, Norfolk etc. However its use appears to be unknown in the United States, which seems a pity!

Trump Definition | BritishSlang.co.uk

In what English-speaking communities does "trump" refer to the breaking of wind? - English Language & Usage Stack Exchange

So if a British Person says 'Did you just Trump' or 'who has Trumped', you know now what they mean.
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:01 PM
 
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Couldn't they have just cropdusted everyone like usual instead of doing it sitting right next to someone??? No manners
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Nah, you just need the right camera, that's all.




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Well High Plains Guy, thanks to you I can now say I have seen someone pass wind through an infrared camera. That was on my bucket list...




Hate to be a kill joy but this was proven fake on Mythbusters........no fart is hot enough to show up on a thermal or infrared camera.....in fact they pointed out that warmer temps show up white on b/w thermal cameras and cold temps dark.
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Old 06-17-2016, 07:46 AM
 
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Hate to be a kill joy but this was proven fake on Mythbusters........no fart is hot enough to show up on a thermal or infrared camera.....in fact they pointed out that warmer temps show up white on b/w thermal cameras and cold temps dark.

No Worries... On the upside I will now strive to live long enough for camera technology to capture one as it is a bucket list item I need to check off. But in the meantime if we could get Key West's favored son recording a new take on "Volcano"...
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Old 06-17-2016, 08:50 AM
 
Location: Meredith NH
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If you want revenge against farters.....I suggest going to Amazon and type in "Liquid Ass"
Liquid ass is indescribable......one spray will clear out a large room.It smells like a putrid mix of $hit,ass cheese,sweat,rotten meat and sewerage.
It doesn't go away....one spray will destroy anyone who comes in contact with it.
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