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Old 06-17-2016, 01:48 PM
 
Location: New York City
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If you want revenge against farters.....I suggest going to Amazon and type in "Liquid Ass"
Liquid ass is indescribable......one spray will clear out a large room.It smells like a putrid mix of $hit,ass cheese,sweat,rotten meat and sewerage.
It doesn't go away....one spray will destroy anyone who comes in contact with it.
umm, your idea to deal with the problem is to make the problem 100 times worse?
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Old 06-17-2016, 02:48 PM
 
Location: DFW - Coppell / Las Colinas
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Farting has lead to a few fights at my house also. I usually lose.
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Old 06-17-2016, 03:21 PM
 
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It is so disgusting and nasty...repulsive. Even saying the word makes me curl my lip in disgust. I hate that word. I refuse to say it.

Having said that, I admit that for whatever reason, this can make me laugh like an idiotic 5 year old. I think it's so. gross! but I can't help but laugh whenever someone does do one, (as long as I have an escape route), or someone talks about how to blame another for it, or how they got blamed for it.

How can something this vile be this hilarious? I've laughed so hard at the two quoted posts that I feel like I've run a marathon.

"Blazing Saddles" is my all time favorite movie for many reasons, and one of them is the campfire scene. I've watched this movie at least 30 times, and I still laugh like an absolute moron at that scene.
A few years ago SNL had a skit about ghosts which turned out to be thermal of a fart. I do not have a link, but if you want to look it up ... I'm sure you would enjoy it more than the campfire scene ... I sure did.

El Nox
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Old 06-18-2016, 11:23 AM
 
Location: Baker City, Oregon
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Shoe Comic Strip for June 18, 2016 | Comics Kingdom
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Old 06-20-2016, 12:16 PM
 
Location: Baker City, Oregon
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wonder how many fights this will cause at the DNC convention: World's Largest Fart-in
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Old 06-20-2016, 12:52 PM
 
Location: Seminole County, FL
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wonder how many fights this will cause at the DNC convention: World's Largest Fart-in
LOL!!!

BTW, beans only make you fart if you don't remove that fiber that foams up while cooking.
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Old 06-20-2016, 01:20 PM
 
Location: midvalley Oregon and Eastside seattle area
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I just had the incredible urge to use the toilet.
TMI.
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Old 06-20-2016, 02:54 PM
 
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I liked Sloppy Joe's but I better not go back. Someone might slap me upside the head. What are you supposed to do if you're a gas factory?
Subtle Butt. LOL. Available at Walmart, of course.
Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers - 5-Pack - Walmart.com
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Old 06-20-2016, 03:26 PM
 
Location: Seminole County, FL
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Subtle Butt. LOL. Available at Walmart, of course.
Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers - 5-Pack - Walmart.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! What in the holy ****????
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Old 06-21-2016, 09:01 PM
 
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If it was a loud gasser, then I'd just laugh. If they crop dusted me with a paint peeler that wouldn't go away, then I might have to start swinging.
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