Man Tries To Cash A $368 Billion Dollar Check To Start Underwater Restaurant

[ditchoc]

"I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once"

Florida Man Tries To Cash A $368 Billion Dollar Check To Start Underwater Restaurant • AwesomeJelly.com

[dude5568]

This is so funny. Dude is a baller with big ambitions. Paid his own bail at 23k apparently. Gotta love florida.

[kab0906]

10%

It's in my blood.



Obviously instead of actual blood. *sigh*

[Northeastah]

LOL what did he think the teller was going to ask, "do you want that in 10's and 20's"?

you can start your own country with $368B

[CapnTrips]

He ran out of room after $368 million, so he wrote the last 3 zeros going down the side of the check. LOL!
I guess he thought $368 million wasn't enough for a good underwater restaurant.

[don1945]

I love this line from the story:

Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.

Uh, what tipped you off, the large amount or that the guy looked like he lived under a bridge ?

Yep, we Floridians get our share of idiots down here for sure.

Don

[modernist1]

The fact he could pony up the bail money is the most bizarre aspect of all.

[jamies]

The bail was no prblem.. He paid with a personal check.

[jayden22]

Lol

[ohhwanderlust]

...he pretty much looks exactly like I expected. Lmao

"a homeless man named Tito sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for."

The man: "Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”

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