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They get so fresh all the time!
Okay, this is going to make me sound even nuttier, but I was lying on the ground once upon a time, feeding some chipmunks and a big, black crow landed on my rump and just stood there like he owned the place. I seem to have animal magnetism. It didn't bite me or anything. Just stood there until it realized I was not a corpse.
Haha! Wish someone had gotten a picture of that one. I got a hummingbird caught in my hair a few weeks ago. It sounded like a giant bug and I freaked out like a drunken monkey dancing around trying to get it out of my hair. Animal magnetism indeed.
I'm sure there are photos somewhere. It was only a couple of years ago, so it's almost guaranteed that someone out there looks at their photo of a goat biting me in the boob and laughs once in awhile. I feel good about my contribution to their happiness.
You seem like you have a sense of humor so here goes....
This made SNL's "Weekend Update" on their season premiere.
("Fool me once...." said the guy who sucked out the poison the first time around.)
I cracked up at that.
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It didn't bite me or anything. Just stood there until it realized I was not a corpse.
