Lawyer's pants burst into flames as he defends arsonist

[RaleighLass]

Originally Posted by Rescue3

Where, exactly, was his arsonist client's fingers at the time...?

LOL!!! I stumbled across this thread - thanks for the laugh folks

[hound 109]

Originally Posted by RaleighLass

LOL!!! I stumbled across this thread - thanks for the laugh folks

Agreed.

After all the wiretap/refugee/healthcare/national debt, etc. threads.....this one hit the spot.

Anybody else get a mental image of Jim Carrey's face scrunched up.....just as those pants started heating up?








Oh hell....since i brought him up, here's another Carrey character that's a pretty good fit:

[bagster]

Originally Posted by Just Zola

I guess the lawyer will sue the ecigarette firm for faulty goods!

The whole things sounds planned out. Odd that he was fidgeting with something in his pocket just before the fire.

[Sage 80]

What a dummy.

[Dude111]

Really I dunno how these laywers can defend people who THEY KNOW have done terrible things!! (JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING PAID)

How can you knowing get someone off WHO COMMITED MURDER for example??

[Retroit]

The attorney has since said that he will no longer be defending arsonists, murderers, or rapists.

[Dude111]

Good for him

[TamaraSavannah]

Originally Posted by Mr_Geek

Sounds like an Onion article.

Or something Racehorse Haynes might pull. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richar...iminal_lawyer)
(although I can't see how it would help the case)

[Timray]

Originally Posted by aliasfinn

The case had become a bore
Some even started to snore
Then they all got excited
when the shyster ignited
and watched him run out the door.

[Timray]

If you can't stand the heat....stay out of the Courtroom.