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The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.
All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.
“It was at least 8-foot tall and it’s punches hurt like hell! I was knocked right out at the first blow!”
While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls.
Quote: "GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man."
If an ordinary man made THOSE footprints, he must be one BIG man. LOL
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I'm always amazed how many people fall for "satire news"...and because of it, I really hate it. Thanks for pointing this out.
Remember this one? It came complete with a quote from a 'Dr. Jack Shepherd' and a claim that one of the victims was a 'Jesse Pinkman from Albuquerque'.
Remember this one? It came complete with a quote from a 'Dr. Jack Shepherd' and a claim that one of the victims was a 'Jesse Pinkman from Albuquerque'.
Yeah I do recall that. Such crap. I wonder what people who write this feel like they are contributing to society? Maybe an intelligence test? It just bothers me.
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