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An Australian man was deemed "the most unlucky guy in the country" after a spider bit his penis for the second time in five months.
The 21-year-old tradesman identified only as Jordan was bitten by what was believed to be a redback spider while using a portable toilet on a building site in Sydney.
"I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment," he told the BBC. "I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time."
Somewhere there's a spider complaining that it's the unluckiest arachnid around: "Can you believe it? I chomped two penises in the space of five months!"
At least it didn't turn purple and fall off. That's what a Sergeant told the troops would happen, in the movie, "Hamburger Hill", if they got cozy with the local women.
I keep hearing Forrest Gump yelling, "Somethin' BIT meeeee!"
A goat bit my boob once. It never happened again. I take precautions. I wear a sign around my neck that says, "Please do not bite my boobs, goats." Seems to be working so far.
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"the most unlucky guy in the country" bitten on penis by spider for second time in 5 months
