Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy,' affidavit says

[rstevens62]

This is obviously satire...cmon, cops responding and charging someone for a wet willie? LOL

Its probably 2 bored patrol cops pulling a stunt and got some friends to help out.

[shadowne]

It did say he grabbed her hand and pulled her arm while they were in the car. As has been mentioned, there is probably more to the story but arrested for giving a wet willy gets the clicks and OP starting a thread on it gave them even more clicks.

[ApePeeD]

Wet willies were gross and immature as a kid.

But as an adult? Seriously?

[RP2C]

Originally Posted by tone77

This happened in Florida? Imagine my surprise.

As Bugs Bunny said in Rebel Rabbit: "South America, take it away!"

[lochness]

I thought that possibly he did it very aggressively, in a way that could damage her ear drum. Not just a ha-ha wet willy.

[DaveinMtAiry]

Originally Posted by budlight

You should arrested if you are 47 and still giving wet willies.

I hate when someone steals my idea, and in the first post no less.

[Tek_Freek]

What color was her tube top?

If you didn't read the Crazy Lady and the Bus story you won't get it.

Sorry.

[Tek_Freek]

Originally Posted by msgsing

What the heck is a wet willie?

Dry willies are worse. Especially when they are limp.

[PhureeKeeper]

Originally Posted by Tek_Freek

Dry willies are worse. Especially when they are limp.

I'm thinking of the advertisement with the older couple in 2 separate bathtubs holding hands. Perhaps they make a medicine just for limp fingers too.

[NLVgal]

Originally Posted by ApePeeD

Wet willies were gross and immature as a kid.

But as an adult? Seriously?

Depends on how much force he used. He could have ruptured an eardrum. Headlines like this are perfect clickbait.

A read a story a year or so ago about a guy dying from a power wedgie. I guess it ruptured a testicle. That makes me cringe and I don’t even have testicles.