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Or maybe he was intoxicated. (but I repeat myself...)
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MINNEAPOLIS – A Wisconsin man in town for a dart tournament apparently was goofing around Saturday morning at the Minneapolis Hyatt Regency when he crashed through a window and fell 16 stories.
I do wonder... What was it doing up there to begin with?
Raccoons have excellent digital dexterity, so ... I surmise 'Rocky' Raccoon swiped right after sexting and was showing off to its seeming date how it would climb the highest building to get to said date, then saw it was a skunk instead of a raccoon and exited as quickly as possible?
Or maybe it wanted a better view?
Or the hum of the HVAC air handlers on that particular building was like a siren song of enticement?
Or it was bored and felt it needed to run away from it's 'partner' to find itself?
Or it heard through the animal news network that the world was going to end and thought it might have a front row seat to the mayhem and destruction, but then the predicted time passed and it realized it was a all a hoax to get raccoons to give money to skunks?
I’d clap too if I didn’t have to witness a raccoon splatter.
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... I surmise 'Rocky' Raccoon swiped right after sexting and was showing off to its seeming date how it would climb the highest building to get to said date, then saw it was a skunk instead of a raccoon and exited as quickly as possible?
