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Old Yesterday, 03:47 PM
 
Location: Texas
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Attorney: So, Mr Assman, you're interested in changing your name?

Dave Assman: Yes, that's right.

Attorney: I'd recommend something less, uh... less attention getting.

Dave Assman: I agree. I want it changed to Paul Assman.

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Old Yesterday, 03:56 PM
 
Location: Vermont
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I used to coach my son's baseball team with a urologist whose vanity plates were RUPNOK.

It took me a minute the first time.
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Old Yesterday, 04:05 PM
 
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he should claim he's gay....and this is homophobic harassment
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Old Yesterday, 04:25 PM
 
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I used to coach my son's baseball team with a urologist whose vanity plates were RUPNOK.

It took me a minute the first time.

LOL! I love it.



Figuring out license plates is always fun. Back when I had a little silver hatchback, I wanted HIYOAG. Now that my in-laws have passed on, and I've gotten a nice new car, I may get AUDUG.
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Old Yesterday, 04:39 PM
 
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For the same reason it's called a vanity plate.
Iíve seen plenty of vanity plates, never one that identifies the driver to everyone.
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Old Yesterday, 04:41 PM
 
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Attorney: So, Mr Assman, you're interested in changing your name?

Dave Assman: Yes, that's right.

Attorney: I'd recommend something less, uh... less attention getting.

Dave Assman: I agree. I want it changed to Paul Assman.

Am I the only one that remembers that this was a Seinfeld? Kramer was mistakenly given the plates of a proctologist that said ass man. He decided to keep them “I’m the ass man, Jerry!”
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Old Yesterday, 04:47 PM
 
Location: San Josť, CA
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My the only one that remembers that this was a Seinfeld? Kramer was mistakenly given the plates of a proctologist that said ass man. He decided to keep them “I’m the ass man, Jerry!”
Nope, I was just about to mention that this skit has been done before!

"For Assman, his name carries a proud legacy. His great-grandfather, an Assman himself, would help other farmers during hard times."

Come on, Yahoo writer. We get it... calm down.
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Old Yesterday, 04:52 PM
 
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Ridiculous, just give him the license plate already.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mans...110250548.html
Last name H*LL is also perfectly valid, may get denied.
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Old Yesterday, 05:02 PM
 
Location: Seminole County, FL
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Nope, I was just about to mention that this skit has been done before!

"For Assman, his name carries a proud legacy. His great-grandfather, an Assman himself, would help other farmers during hard times."

Come on, Yahoo writer. We get it... calm down.
This is hilarious.
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Old Yesterday, 05:56 PM
 
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I've heard something about this before.. I swear this same story has appeared before but with.. Believe it or not.. The name "Dick Assman" attached.


Ok.. Letterman.. that's where I'm remembering it from..



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman


Just confusing the names and situations a bit, I guess.. Seems hard to do.. How many Assmans do you know?
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