Man Attacks parents over pork chop

[Praline]

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man...acidic-1390032

What is it with Florida?

[Charlie&Rose]

There is nothing like a good pork chop.

[CaliforniaPlaya]

Originally Posted by marcandme

There is nothing like a good pork chop.

Doesn't sound like it was very good though...

[fluffythewondercat]

"According to WTXL, court documents state that Day's parents told officers their son had become increasingly paranoid recently, but was not known to have any mental illness."


Guess they know now, huh?

[Praline]

Well, seeing as how he is able to stab and throw things at people, maybe he should start cooking his own food, then he won't have worry about being poisoned.

[aliasfinn]

There once was a fellow named Day
Whose reasoning had gone astray
After tasting a chop
Stuck a knife in his pop
Police came and took him away.

[Javacoffee]

..."not known to have any mental illness" means "hasn't been diagnosed".

[Lodestar 77]

Of course. He was probably showing signs of it for a long time, but how would his parents get him tested if he refused....."there's nothing wrong with me, yada, yada, yada."

[gtt99]

A Florida man ........

[double6's]

Originally Posted by aliasfinn

There once was a fellow named Day
Whose reasoning had gone astray
After tasting a chop
Stuck a knife in his pop
Police came and took him away.

ha!..post (limerick) of the day..good one..