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Old 09-14-2019, 08:14 PM
 
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There once was a fellow named Jack
Whose boss told him never come back
He had brought in a clown
When the boss let him down
To remove some stress of the sack.
There once was a poster named Finn
Who made limerick-fan Bobalink grin
He read and he started
to laugh 'til he sharted
and after Cat's groaner once more again.
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Old 09-14-2019, 11:34 PM
 
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I often went to meetings where there was one or more clowns waiting for me. All my life it seems.
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Old 09-15-2019, 04:48 AM
 
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Why not bring an emotional support lawyer?
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Old 09-15-2019, 05:00 AM
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Location: Pennsylvania
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This entire incident sounds very Senfeldian.......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLXtHU_HGXs
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Old 09-15-2019, 05:26 AM
 
Location: Location: Location
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A fellow who thought he'd be funny
Hired a clown (for a whole lot of money!)
A fellow named Curly
Lost bowel control early.
Should have read this thread in the dunny!
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Old 09-15-2019, 10:51 AM
 
Location: Troy, NY
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Mr. Jack & Joe the Clown

Mr. Jack and Joe went to town
Because Mr. Jack was getting fired.
Mr. Jack received his pink slip
Joe the Clown frowned
Mr. Jack broke down, went storming out
Joe went mime crying after.

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It's better than going postal.
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Old 09-15-2019, 11:09 AM
 
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Mr. Jack & Joe the Clown

Mr. Jack and Joe went to town
Because Mr. Jack was getting fired.
Mr. Jack received his pink slip
Joe the Clown frowned
Mr. Jack broke down, went storming out
Joe went mime crying after.


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It's better than going postal.
You should be fired for writing that.

Got a clown?

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Old 09-15-2019, 11:28 AM
 
Location: Midwest
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Maybe he thought he'd scare the boss and whoever HIS support staff was. I find clowns creepy.
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Old 09-15-2019, 12:35 PM
 
Location: southern kansas
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It might be interesting to know why he was being fired. Aside from his sense of humor, that is.
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Old 09-15-2019, 03:30 PM
 
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Auckland ad man Joshua Jack said he sensed the bad news when he received an email from his agency employer telling him they needed to have a meeting to discuss his role this week.

“It did talk about being able to bring a support person,” Jack said of the email in an interview with a local radio station.

He knew he needed a professional. So he paid $200 to hire a clown.

https://nypost.com/2019/09/13/man-be...wn-to-meeting/
What is he going to lose for that silliness? His job? Oh, wait, he was already losing it.

I guess if you're going to be really silly and unprofessional, what better time is there?
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