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Old 10-21-2010, 02:31 PM
 
Location: The Big D
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Seeing that our beloved football team, the Dallas Cowboys, has decided to take a break of sorts from the action this season. I thought it would be fun to have a little humor about the situation and try to make the best of it. For your entertainment, some Dallas Cowboys Humor:


Ticket Warning for Dallas:

The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders in Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

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Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

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Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old


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Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


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Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.


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Q. What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Old 10-21-2010, 02:46 PM
 
Location: Abilene, Texas
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Funny stuff!...lol. I have to laugh about the current situation with the Cowboys or I'd be doing a lot of this....
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Old 10-21-2010, 03:33 PM
 
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Actually I wrote them off in pre-season...same-ol, same-ol...
don't even watch now...but my husband is still addicted...
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Old 10-21-2010, 05:04 PM
 
Location: Dallas
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Too funny Mom! didn't know you were also a comedienne ...
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Old 10-21-2010, 06:16 PM
 
Location: DFW, TX
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Originally Posted by momof2dfw View Post
Q. What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
This was the most funniest of all, good one.
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:52 AM
 
Location: Upper East Side of Texas
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Originally Posted by momof2dfw View Post
Seeing that our beloved football team, the Dallas Cowboys, has decided to take a break of sorts from the action this season. I thought it would be fun to have a little humor about the situation and try to make the best of it. For your entertainment, some Dallas Cowboys Humor:


Ticket Warning for Dallas:

The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders in Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.


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Q. What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Isn't it ironic...
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:57 AM
 
Location: Sierra Vista, AZ
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As an Iggles fan I had to press myself last night to remember

RULE#1: It doesn't matter who wins as long as the Cowboys lose
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:19 PM
 
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Isn't it ironic...
....."dontcha think...a little toooooo ironic" lol

oh well, here's to playing at Lucas Oil in Indy next year.
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Old 10-27-2010, 08:21 AM
 
Location: North Texas
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Like I said in another post- The Cowboys will be at the Superbowl this year in Arlington at Cowboy's Stadium as ushers and consessionist, valets and custodians. It's a shame how out of sorts they are. I think we need to clean the slat with all the high paid coaches- gets some people in there to take control of the ego's on the field and play some darn football. The Cowboys need to go to some of the local Friday night football games around the Metro and take some notes. Our teens plays better game then they do.
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:33 AM
 
Location: Upper East Side of Texas
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Like I said in another post- The Cowboys will be at the Superbowl this year in Arlington at Cowboy's Stadium as ushers and consessionist, valets and custodians. It's a shame how out of sorts they are. I think we need to clean the slat with all the high paid coaches- gets some people in there to take control of the ego's on the field and play some darn football. The Cowboys need to go to some of the local Friday night football games around the Metro and take some notes. Our teens plays better game then they do.
Yes it is a shame...a shame to the tax payers of Arlington who got suckered into the whole idea & stuck with a billion dollar beautiful work of architecture (aka Jerry World aka Death Star).

Jerry can't make any money off his high price NFL tickets so he has to host other piddly events there instead to pay the water & light bill.

Hell he had to take out another loan just to finish the damn thing & got turned down by a creditor in the process. Aww did poor Jerry's inflated ego get hurt?
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