where do the Caucasian go shopping (Dallas, Plano: for sale, Home Depot, property taxes)

[BrianH1970]

I usually peruse the Charlotte and New Jersey forums, but a friend of mine turned me on to this thread. I just have to get my login in here.

There is greatness everywhere I turn in this thread. Just gold.

[tycobb2522]

And so the Caucasian race skatescooter was born.

You saw it here first, folks.

Originally Posted by momof2dfw

While out running some errands in a predominantly "caucasian" area I did a little brainstorming. Last Friday I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to venture w/ the guys to the drag races out south of FTW. Of course the spectators and participants were mostly "white" and it looked to be they shelled out some serious dough for their cars to race, trailers, trucks, etc. I was thinking that if our OP wanted to really get something started and be the first he could set up some drag racing lanes for these skatescooters. Would need to rig some of these skatescooters up w/ nitrous to really get the throngs on board. Charge an entry fee for the racers and then a parking/entry fee for each person coming in to spectate.

We need to calculate the costs of obtaining the land for this drag strip. Putting in the drag strip, renting some porta-potties, dirt/gravel for the parking lot, fences to keep the spectators back and a gift shop. This way the OP could make up some nice cotton t-shirts to sell that are themed for this skatescooter drag strip. Then calculate how much to charge for the entry fees and how many races it would take for the OP to realize a profit.

[smuboy86]

This is probably the funniest thread ever in the Dallas forum history, great job guys.

[Pontificator]

The White Trash Festival in Weatherford (okay, they call it Trade Days), but seriously, I saw a cigar-smoking, leathered caucasian woman wearing a t-shirt that said: Candy A$$.

[momof2dfw]

Originally Posted by Pontificator

The White Trash Festival in Weatherford (okay, they call it Trade Days), but seriously, I saw a cigar-smoking, leathered caucasian woman wearing a t-shirt that said: Candy A$$.

HEY!!!! That was ME
I was thinking it was a little too tight but it sure did get some looks, eh
I wanted the shorts that said that on the seat of them but they didn't have any daisy dukes in my size. We need to get our skatescooter salesman to make up some shirts similiar to that one He did say he made nice t-shirts as well to sell.

OHMYGOSH!!! "The White Trash Festival"......... aka WTF

[Pontificator]

Originally Posted by momof2dfw

HEY!!!! That was ME
I was thinking it was a little too tight but it sure did get some looks, eh
I wanted the shorts that said that on the seat of them but they didn't have any daisy dukes in my size. We need to get our skatescooter salesman to make up some shirts similiar to that one He did say he made nice t-shirts as well to sell.

OHMYGOSH!!! "The White Trash Festival"......... aka WTF

BLESS YOUR HEART!!! Too bad about the shorts, but you probably could have picked up a Rebel flag rug for your place.

We have called it the White Trash Festival since the aforementioned Candy A$$ sighting......but NEVER made the WTF connection!!! I understand this event so much better now.

Ha ha ha!! Thanks for that.

[momof2dfw]

Originally Posted by Pontificator

BLESS YOUR HEART!!! Too bad about the shorts, but you probably could have picked up a Rebel flag rug for your place.

We have called it the White Trash Festival since the aforementioned Candy A$$ sighting......but NEVER made the WTF connection!!! I understand this event so much better now.

Ha ha ha!! Thanks for that.

I did find me a pair of shortie shorts that look like a Rebel flag Now, I just need the matching bikini.
The WTF "trade days" is where I first experienced that fine wine, Boone's Farm http://www.city-data.com/forum/dalla...-people-2.html

If you ever want to take a walk on the dark side then head to Kennedale for the drag races. You know it's bad when you just refuse to use the porta-potie. I'd rather have bared my behind to the public than go in that thing. Every local case of the swine flu probably originated there. Yet those people drop some serious dough for their rigs. This is why I believe our skatescooter salesman may have the perfect audience w/ this particular crowd.

[Pontificator]

Originally Posted by momof2dfw

I did find me a pair of shortie shorts that look like a Rebel flag Now, I just need the matching bikini.
The WTF "trade days" is where I first experienced that fine wine, Boone's Farm http://www.city-data.com/forum/dalla...-people-2.html

If you ever want to take a walk on the dark side then head to Kennedale for the drag races. You know it's bad when you just refuse to use the porta-potie. I'd rather have bared my behind to the public than go in that thing. Every local case of the swine flu probably originated there. Yet those people drop some serious dough for their rigs. This is why I believe our skatescooter salesman may have the perfect audience w/ this particular crowd.

I'll have to make the pilgrimage to Kennedale, and load my sippy cup with Strawberry Hill. May have to do this.....the WTF is canceled due to the P1P2 (porta-pottie flu). Anyway, it's not as much fun since they ditched the puppy mills -- and that was my favorite place to see a puppy in a 70's playpen.

[hype]

Well Dallas is one of the most diverse cities in the U.S. and if that bothers you I would recommend Firewheel. It is majority white. But, in all honesty all races integrate very nicely in Dallas and I don't really know of any place that would be a solid exception. Northpark is personally, my favorite mall, because it is very upscale, but also very diverse.

[FarNorthDallas]

Originally Posted by hype

Well Dallas is one of the most diverse cities in the U.S. and if that bothers you I would recommend Firewheel. It is majority white. But, in all honesty all races integrate very nicely in Dallas and I don't really know of any place that would be a solid exception. Northpark is personally, my favorite mall, because it is very upscale, but also very diverse.

Hype? Are you a man? If so, you are going to want to be wearing a cup right now, because you are going to need some protection.