LOL! The last time I tried to take a bath (a couple of years after my stroke), I ended up in the tub for 3+ hours, unable to get out. I didnt have enough strength on my right side to propel me up enough to get out of a sitting position and couldnt maneuver to try to get out using only my left side. Finally, I gave up trying and rested for a couple of hours and then was able to get out somehow. I still dont know how I did it.
The next time I try to take a bath I'll bring a phone with me.