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DH just came home & I had to share this with him. While he was laughing right along with me on how true these are, he reminded me of one from our house:
Yelling "get your nose out of my butt!" (usually yelled while in the bathroom, in the morning, right after coming out of the shower and while bent over to dry your legs & feet)
I disagree. How else is she supposed to know if the anal glands need to be expressed? It's either taking a whiff or putting your fingers in there and manipulating the glands manually. I'll take the whiff!
DH just came home & I had to share this with him. While he was laughing right along with me on how true these are, he reminded me of one from our house:
Yelling "get your nose out of my butt!" (usually yelled while in the bathroom, in the morning, right after coming out of the shower and while bent over to dry your legs & feet)
That's so funny! If I bend down to pet one of the dogs, the other is back there, sniffing my butt every single time!
I disagree. How else is she supposed to know if the anal glands need to be expressed? It's either taking a whiff or putting your fingers in there and manipulating the glands manually. I'll take the whiff!
My life with our dogs is boring compared to some of yours! I never thought we would have theme songs for our dogs, have entire conversations with them, and give them their own voices.
I never thought that wiping a dogs butt before they come in with a baby wipe would be such a routine.
I couldn't tolerate my SO snoring before but now am okay with the dogs farting and snoring (in no particular order).
I never thought I would spend more on my dogs than I do on myself. My dogs have more collars and leashes than I have shoes. Luckily, they aren't really the clothes type because then they would need an entire closet.
I never thought that my dog would dictate our bedtime. He stares at us until we finally give up and go to bed.
All true and with a JRT who's a hunter I'll add, spit it out (that'd be bunnies/squirls or anything else he can catch) and of course "you are not bringing your prize into the house, I don't care how proud you are".
ALWAYS wear boots/shoes when exiting the door to make sure I don't step on a "prize" on display.
Spend hours disasembling a heating/AC vent to clean up dog puke...couldn't puke on the floor OHHH no had to do it over a vent. Of course it was when he'd escaped on Thanksgiving and got into the neighbors garbage eating all the leftovers and coming back looking like a stuffed sausage on sticks.
I never thought I pull dingerberrys out with my bare hand.
Sometimes it's hanging there when there isn't even a leaf around.
But the poor dog just looks so ashamed.
You have to man-up and do what needs to be done!
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I never thought we would have theme songs for our dogs, have entire conversations with them, and give them their own voices. 
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. Of course it was when he'd escaped on Thanksgiving and got into the neighbors garbage eating all the leftovers and coming back looking like a stuffed sausage on sticks
