Did I mention other things??
I hadn't seen them in a while, so I get the "they love me" part.
My overcoat got bitten. My gloves were pulled out instantly and my pants were soiled in seconds. And getting licked is fine, what is not fine is feeling the dog's strong feet as it mauls you. It's a well grown dog, all three of them.
She always brags about how her dogs win all dog competitions and how pro-active they are. I felt like I was in a wrestling match before I fled the house with a cut lip. And I came back into my car and was like, "Holy Fricking Craparoni"
Along the line, she could see my tribulations herself and she told me to hold her collar. I did, and frankly, if I had held the collar tight, the dog would have got garotted and died. Despite my trying to hold the collar, it was simply out of control.
She just says it's their natural self, very active dogs. I had a feeling it was an owner problem.
This is the best part:
"No way, I think I'm bleeding"
"No you're not, you're such a kidder, she kissed you"
I put my hand up and show her blood. And she goes, "maybe your lips are dried, did you chap them??"
I was like, WHAAAAAT.
Then she saw more bleeding and that convinced her. Geez. And then she goes on to say it will be fine. That no way it's a bite. That her dogs are well injected and disease free. Did I just get scourged by the Petstapo?!?!?!?!