Is chicken jerky an aphrodisiac? Artie Fartie, porn star, says "yes!" (diet, neutered)

[DawnMTL]

OK, so excuse the fact that we walk right past the dining room, to the coffee table, to watch TV while we eat dinner.

Excuse the big green container of "parmesan" "cheese," because you can barely call it "parmesan" or "cheese," really.

Excuse the Diet Coke can, my phone, and my book.

Back story: Artie is not a humper. He doesn't hump people's legs, or anything like that. Really.

Here's the story: Every night when we eat dinner, I give Artie two pieces of chicken jerky so he can eat something while we're eating.

And without fail, right after he's finished his chicken, he jumps up on "his" chair, takes the quilt off the arm, and, um, uh, well, you'll see...


YouTube - ‪Artie - Using the ol' lipstick‬‏

My husband laughs (and throws in lewd comments) at this every. single. night. Some things never get old, I guess.

[ReturningWest]

Bruhahahaha...thanks for the laugh today...really needed one as Gator's had a rough day today.

[MAtheBanker]

I can't believe you had me sit in that chair. Several times. I knew there was a hidden agenda!

[tookey]

Haaaaaa now that is so funny. Ahem..uhh..just a suggestion maybe when the hubster get older and needs a bit of help in that area you can just give him some jerky treats and he won't need Viagra

[DawnMTL]

Originally Posted by ReturningWest

Bruhahahaha...thanks for the laugh today...really needed one as Gator's had a rough day today.

I'm so sorry that Gator's having a rough day.

Originally Posted by MAtheBanker

I can't believe you had me sit in that chair. Several times. I knew there was a hidden agenda!

Originally Posted by tookey

Haaaaaa now that is so funny. Ahem..uhh..just a suggestion maybe when the hubster get older and needs a bit of help in that area you can just give him some jerky treats and he won't need Viagra

J will always be 7 years younger than me, though.

[tookey]

Originally Posted by DandJ

I'm so sorry that Gator's having a rough day.







J will always be 7 years younger than me, though.

oopsy sorry my bad.

[StarlaJane]

Thank God he's neutered! (:

[DawnMTL]

Originally Posted by tookey

oopsy sorry my bad.

Noooo, I'm just saying that the older he gets, he'll never be as old as me. He's still a young pup. Um, I'm talking about J, not Artie now.

Originally Posted by StarlaJane

Thank God he's neutered! (:

Exactly!!! MAtheBanker -- hear that? You're safe!

[tookey]

[quote=DandJ;19659875]Noooo, I'm just saying that the older he gets, he'll never be as old as me. He's still a young pup. Um, I'm talking about J, not Artie now.


Oh good thought I had stuck my foot in it again.My sister is a few yrs older than her hubby and I rib them all the time

[MAtheBanker]

Originally Posted by DandJ

Exactly!!! MAtheBanker -- hear that? You're safe!

Oh, it's not the...um...evidence I'm worried about...it's the act.