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Here's a song for your furbabies (Sung to "I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas!)
I’m getting’ nuttin’ for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.
I jump on people who visits my house;
Somebody snitched on me!
I took the dog treats by myself;
Somebody snitched on me!
I chewed a hole in Mommy’s rug;
I licked Daddy’s coffee mug;
Ate, then puked up a bug;
Somebody snitched on me!
Oh, I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I’m getting’ nuttin’ for Christmas
‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad!
I chased the sitter down the hall;
Somebody snitched on me!
I chewed up presents Daddy wrapped;
Somebody snitched on me!
I peed and pooped on Mommy’s plant
Did the same on Daddy’s new pants
Puked in the car and did a dance;
Somebody snitched on me!
Oh, I’m getting’ nuttin’ for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad!
So you better be good whatever you do
‘Cause if you’re bad, I’m warning you,
You’ll get nuttin’ for Christmas!