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Old 09-19-2007, 11:44 AM
 
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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damn lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

--courtesy of Marchet Anschell
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:25 PM
 
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FUNNY!!! Made me smile.
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Old 09-19-2007, 07:08 PM
 
Location: Hampton Roads, VA
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That was adorable!!!! LOL
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:35 PM
 
Location: Camano Island, WA
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LOL.....thanks for the laugh!...those were funny!

Quote:
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
...Haha...
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:07 PM
 
Location: St. Augustine, Florida
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Haha! That's cute! I wonder what an APBT would say?
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:00 PM
 
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Changing the bulb will not fix the problem. People need to just open their eyes and realize they are the ones in the dark.
Im a Seeing Eye Dog, NOT an Electrician!
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Old 09-23-2007, 10:12 AM
 
Location: Branson, Missouri
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This is cute.
Definately my labs personality.
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