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Old 11-07-2013, 06:49 AM
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25 Reasons Your dogís haircut costs more than yoursÖ

You donít try to hump your Hairdresserís leg.

Your hairdresser doesnít wash your butt.

You donít play chicken with a skunk right before your appointment.

You donít pee, poop, or throw up in the hairdresserís chair.

You donít wait until youíre clean and dry to go potty and sit in it.

You donít dig your fingernails into your hairdresserís arm.

You donít roll in dead things.

Your haircut takes 20-30 minutes; your dogís takes much longer.

Your hairdresser doesnít give you a manicure & pedicure.

Your Hairdresser only clips the hair on your head.

You donít have fleas, ticks, or mites.

Your Hairdresser is not expected to comb out dreadlocks.

Your hairdresser doesnít clean and pluck your ears.

You donít try to bite or lick your hairdresser.

You stay still and donít wiggle, jump and shake while being worked on with sharp scissors & tools.

You donít come in with mud, burrs, sticks, tar, sap, gum, foxtails, and poop in your hair.

You donít shake and cover everything (including your hairdresser) in 2 inches of soapy water.

Your Hairdresser doesnít have to shave between your toes.

You can tell your Hairdresser if somethingís wrong, she doesnít have to guess.

You donít poop whilst your Hairdresser is blow-drying your backside.

Your hairdresser doesnít need to cuddle you and stroke you when you get nervous.

You donít walk into your hairdresser with hair that hasnít been brushed in 6 weeks (or 6 months).

You donít scream at the top of your lungs every time the Hairdresser picks up a pair of nail clippers.

You donít whip around in a frenzy as soon as your hairdresser goes to clip around your ears.

Your Hairdresser probably wonít love you if you do any of the above. (In fact they would probably have you arrested).
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Old 11-07-2013, 10:36 AM
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Well that was a fun way to waste some time...
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Old 11-07-2013, 10:38 AM
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Hahahahaha!!! Great stuff!
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