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Old 06-23-2008, 12:48 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:09 PM
 
Location: Louisiana
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Tooo funny!! Those were great. I really liked the Lab and Poodle.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:37 PM
 
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This is great - sure describes my puppy now, and dogs our family have owned in the past. I like the Rott & GS ones! Did you write these yourself, very impressed if you did, if not, simply very glad that you posted it!
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:44 PM
 
Location: Cleveland, OH
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This is so funny because its so true of the breeds temperments. I had to email it to my friend it was so funny.
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:50 PM
 
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too cute!
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:23 PM
 
Location: Living on 10 acres in Oklahoma
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I always love reading this one! I've read it so many times and yet I still giggle. I need to get a life (lol)!
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