What is the naughtiest thing you did in your school days? (elementary school, pay)

[zthatzmanz28]

I did spend more time in the disciplinarian's office than in most of my classes. It was such a common occurrence I used to stop by his office each morning and ask if he had any new violations from the previous day to suspend me for....LOL

I was a real meanie in high school. If I wasn't in the parking lot smoking, I was bringing in doctored Coke (in a milk carton) after lunch and finishing it during auto shop.

Just how long is the statutes of limitations on stupidity?

[Ivorytickler]

Originally Posted by maf763

Please tell us you left out a word.

LOL. Yes, the word "in", lol. Smoking IN the bathroom, lol.

[Old Gringo]

Fights.

Never IN school. But I got called on the carpet, anyway. Never any serious consequences, though.

Always after school and a few blocks away. I was the youngest kid in my grade, which meant I was the smallest until sometime in Jr High. I was also a skinny, dorky looking boy with lousy clothes, because we were poor. So, I got picked on. Never by the "tough guys", though. They were generally from the blue collar working class background, same as me. It was always the "cool" guys. The ones whose families had money. The socialites. I must have looked like an easy mark to them, because several kept after me until I'd had enough.

I won every fight easily because those goofs couldn't defend themselves or throw a punch. After several came back to school the day after with black eyes/split lips etc, I had no more trouble. And by the time I was a HS senior, I was no longer the "little guy."

[kygman]

Vaseline on the toilet seats

[bluesmap]

Originally Posted by zthatzmanz28

I would tell you but I do not think the statutes of limitations are expired...

exactly

[Kreutz]

Too many larcenies to recall, what would most likely meet the legal definition of "hate crimes" nowadays, "the M-80 incident part 1 and 2", instances of vandalism too numerous to recall, underaged drinking, many many fights...really just good clean fun that nowadays would get one arrested and charged.

[Lodestar]

My husband and his friends drove out to the town slough one fall night and dug up hundreds of hibernating frogs, broke into the school and released them. They warmed up overnight and in the morning when school opened the halls were alive with hopping froggies.

I don't see much in the way of remorse. Myself, I keep wondering what eventually happened to all those poor frogs.

[Tobiashen]

In the 5th grade, I kicked a girl in the shins with my black-and-white saddle oxfords. It was outside during recess, and I don't recall what she did or said to make me do that, but I still remember it because she said, "That HURT!" Her name was Holly.

In high school, other than the usual drugs and climbing out my bedroom window at night to go ride around with boys, I can't think of anything else. Boring!

[DOUBLE H]

I went to a parochial school up to 9th grade. I can talk of a few instances, here's one.

I was very prolific at shooting spit wads and one time I paid for it. I was bombarding one of my friends in 5th grade math class when all of a sudden he ducked and I hit the substitute teacher right on her glasses. Got in the doghouse at school, got the razor strap when I got home too! I deserved it!

[nybbler]

Umm, statute hasn't run yet. Fortunately since they subsequently demolished the school, there's probably no remaining evidence.