funny classroom moments (school, grade, biology, science)

[sailordave]

These come from real classroom experiences I had growing up.
1. Byron cheated on a science test. He copied the answers word for word. The person he was cheating off of saw this and on a question he didn't know the answer to, he wrote "Byron is cheating". Byron copied it word for word.
2. Byron (same guy) was passing around a picture of a naked lady. Teacher (same class) caught him and told him to bring it to her. "Oh no no miss, you don't wanna see dis" he told her. With his head hanging low, he brought it to her. She looked at the picture, looked at him, and said, "So Byron, is this how you have to get your kicks?"
3. Biology class. Teacher says to us, "seman is made with glucose and glucose, as we all know, is an ingredient in sugar." Girl raises her hand and asked, "so why's it taste so salty?" Teacher's head hit the desk with a loud thud.

[ccnj]

We had a student in my school that swiped a teacher's edition of a SS book. On the chapter test the teacher knew right away who took his book because this one student wrote in as one of the answers ANSWERS MAY VARY.

[wpcp]

in 6 grade we were working with slogans, like im loving it, its not fastt food, its wendys, or something. one kid said, grab life by the balls, he meant horn for dodge or something, whole class broke into laughter.