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Old 06-13-2008, 01:49 PM
 
Location: Living on the Coast in Oxnard CA
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Texas,

My pincha ruca always Texas me when im not home... wondering where im at.

Omelette

"I shudda slapped da f... out of yo a.. for what u did but omelette that s... go
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Old 06-23-2008, 09:41 PM
 
Location: Van Nuys, CA
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Ok guys here are some, hope you get the punch, specially D'Kota:

Hoochie

My vieja found a girls number on my phone and she yelled "tell me hoochie is ******!"

Wheelchair

My homie was downing a 40 and I said, "hey where's mine? He said "don't worry, wheel chair!"

Injure

Me and my homies were playing poker and when I won I yelled "In jure face!"

Tissue

Hey vato, if you don't know how to do it, let me tissue!

Highway

I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said, "high way, put on some make-up, ******a!"

Juarez

My vieja slapped me and I said, "Juarez your pinche problem?"

Chile

I went out with my lady last night and guess what? Chile me grab her ass!!!

Cockatoo

I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the dor and said "hurry vato, I have to cocka too!"
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Old 06-27-2008, 11:42 AM
 
Location: TX
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Originally Posted by RESCUE89 View Post
Ok guys here are some, hope you get the punch, specially D'Kota:

Hoochie

My vieja found a girls number on my phone and she yelled "tell me hoochie is ******!"

Wheelchair

My homie was downing a 40 and I said, "hey where's mine? He said "don't worry, wheel chair!"

Injure

Me and my homies were playing poker and when I won I yelled "In jure face!"

Tissue

Hey vato, if you don't know how to do it, let me tissue!

Highway

I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said, "high way, put on some make-up, ******a!"

Juarez

My vieja slapped me and I said, "Juarez your pinche problem?"

Chile

I went out with my lady last night and guess what? Chile me grab her ass!!!

Cockatoo

I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the dor and said "hurry vato, I have to cocka too!"

These were too funny, Rescue! LOL....I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:49 AM
 
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Mexican Word of the Day:

Juno


My girlfriend got mad at me, but JUNO, I don't know why.
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Old 11-11-2008, 02:04 PM
 
Location: Northeast
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Ratchet.

My ruca was cleaning the kitchen, when she yelled "call Orkin, there's ratchet under the sink"

Fetus & Jew

We went to my abuela's house for thanksgiving, n' we asked her "Gramma, we're starving....when Jew gonna Fetus?"
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Old 11-11-2008, 02:11 PM
 
Location: Northeast
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Rectum.

"I had two Mustangs, but my pinche brother rectum both."
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Old 11-11-2008, 05:19 PM
 
Location: Austin, Texas
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This was from Carlos Mencia.

Madonnas

"Welcome to Madonnas"
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:24 AM
 
Location: el paso texas
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JULY
You told me you were going to the store and "July" to me! Julyer!
SODA
MY VIEJA SUCKS A## AND SODAS HER SISTER!
INJURE
MY JEFE AND I, WERE PLAYING "WASHAS" AND WHEN HE BEAT ME....
he said "injure" face ******!!
"JUAN and TURY"
You won so i get JUAN dollar and you get TURY five dollars.
NISSAN
WHEN MY WIFES GIVES ME SOME LOVIN, SHE ALWAYS SCRAPES HER "NISSAN" THE FLOOR!
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:32 PM
 
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JEWmy wife was staring at me eating a hamburger,and i said JEW want some.
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:33 PM
 
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sunshine

the other day i go to store and i ask my wife you want me to get you SUNSHINE
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