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Old 11-20-2012, 09:55 AM
 
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Quit your job then call back and say you are not employed. They will sign you up for all kinds of stuff.
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:02 AM
 
Location: None of your business
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As a minority i'm still trying to figure out where I can pick up my free handouts now that Obama is president. I was watching Jon Stewart the other day and he had a gift bag on his show full of welfare vouchers and free contraceptives. Is this what the Republican party was talking about?

I called up the social security office and they asked me if I was employed or not. I told them I was but it didn't matter because i'm a minority and i'm entitled to free handouts according to Fox News. The lady on the other line sounded confused and hung up the phone. What did I do wrong?

Maybe some of the fine Republicans on here can explain what these handouts are and where I can receive them.
Because your working fool!
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:06 AM
 
Location: None of your business
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That sarcasm went right over your head, huh? This is in response to all the idiots saying that blacks and latinos only voted for Obama to get handouts. It's insulting to the majority of us minorities that do work and are not taking government assitance.
Obama has insulted so many people who never collected a dime from the government in their lives. It's insulting to people who are already pay alot of taxes to be told they are expected to pay their "fair share" when we know there are welfare queens out there who never worked or paid a dime in her life.

They are the very people giving you a bad rap.

So say that they don't represent you? Neither do the big bankers represent us. Get it?

So don't whine about being insulted to me.
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:13 AM
 
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Obama has insulted so many people who never collected a dime from the government in their lives. It's insulting to people who are already pay alot of taxes to be told they are expected to pay their "fair share" when we know there are welfare queens out there who never worked or paid a dime in her life.

They are the very people giving you a bad rap.

So say that they don't represent you? Neither do the big bankers represent us. Get it?

So don't whine about being insulted to me.
Exactly!
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:14 AM
 
Location: Sonoran Desert
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I sent in a photocopy of my completed mail-in ballot and got a ten dollar credit on my light bill just like Obama promised I would.
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Old 11-20-2012, 11:00 AM
 
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Because your working fool!
You call him a fool and you can't even tell the difference between "your" and "you're". That's priceless.
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Old 11-20-2012, 11:03 AM
 
Location: Area 51.5
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As a minority i'm still trying to figure out where I can pick up my free handouts now that Obama is president. I was watching Jon Stewart the other day and he had a gift bag on his show full of welfare vouchers and free contraceptives. Is this what the Republican party was talking about?

I called up the social security office and they asked me if I was employed or not. I told them I was but it didn't matter because i'm a minority and i'm entitled to free handouts according to Fox News. The lady on the other line sounded confused and hung up the phone. What did I do wrong?

Maybe some of the fine Republicans on here can explain what these handouts are and where I can receive them.
Since Jon Stewart was the one holding the bag, I'd suggest asking him.
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Old 11-20-2012, 11:08 AM
 
Location: The Brat Stop
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That sarcasm went right over your head, huh? This is in response to all the idiots saying that blacks and latinos only voted for Obama to get handouts. It's insulting to the majority of us minorities that do work and are not taking government assitance.
You have amazing powers of observation just like me.
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Old 11-20-2012, 01:09 PM
 
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The only free stuff i'm seeing is a Romney free White House.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:00 PM
 
Location: Rational World Park
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I got my gifts but I was forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement. If you can prove you're black, latino, gay or a single female, I'll let you know where to go.
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