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Old 11-19-2012, 12:29 PM
 
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As a minority i'm still trying to figure out where I can pick up my free handouts now that Obama is president. I was watching Jon Stewart the other day and he had a gift bag on his show full of welfare vouchers and free contraceptives. Is this what the Republican party was talking about?

I called up the social security office and they asked me if I was employed or not. I told them I was but it didn't matter because i'm a minority and i'm entitled to free handouts according to Fox News. The lady on the other line sounded confused and hung up the phone. What did I do wrong?

Maybe some of the fine Republicans on here can explain what these handouts are and where I can receive them.
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Old 11-19-2012, 12:31 PM
 
Location: Crooklyn, New York
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As a minority i'm still trying to figure out where I can pick up my free handouts now that Obama is president. I was watching Jon Stewart the other day and he had a gift bag on his show full of welfare vouchers and free contraceptives. Is this what the Republican party was talking about?

I called up the social security office and they asked me if I was employed or not. I told them I was but it didn't matter because i'm a minority and i'm entitled to free handouts according to Fox News. The lady on the other line sounded confused and hung up the phone. What did I do wrong?

Maybe some of the fine Republicans on here can explain what these handouts are and where I can receive them.
Not sure where to go. But once you get them, you should sell them and give the proceeds to the Job Creators.
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Old 11-19-2012, 12:32 PM
 
Location: 500 miles from home
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Let me know too - my check hasn't arrived in the mail.
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:36 PM
 
Location: Chicago, IL
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Obama's been paying my gmail bill!
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:57 PM
 
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I'm still waiting for my handouts when he won in 2008.
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:59 PM
 
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Obama gives me free air and as many napkins as I want from any fast food restaurant anywhere. I also get an unlimited supply of papertowels from any public restroom, plus access to most beaches on the east and west coasts and free admission to any public park in the US. I'm just loving these minority perks!
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Old 11-19-2012, 02:10 PM
 
Location: Cumberland Co., TN
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As a minority i'm still trying to figure out where I can pick up my free handouts now that Obama is president. I was watching Jon Stewart the other day and he had a gift bag on his show full of welfare vouchers and free contraceptives. Is this what the Republican party was talking about?

I called up the social security office and they asked me if I was employed or not. I told them I was but it didn't matter because i'm a minority and i'm entitled to free handouts according to Fox News. The lady on the other line sounded confused and hung up the phone. What did I do wrong?

Maybe some of the fine Republicans on here can explain what these handouts are and where I can receive them.
Questions:
1. What are welfare vouchers
2. Why would you contact the SS office for free handouts?

You are working thus not entitled to them. Thats how it works. The employed people provide the free handouts to the people who dont work. From what I know these free handouts are basically, food, shelter, housing, medical care, education and free cell phone service.
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Old 11-19-2012, 02:12 PM
 
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Questions:
1. What are welfare vouchers
2. Why would you contact the SS office for free handouts?

You are working thus not entitled to them. Thats how it works. The employed people provide the free handouts to the people who dont work. From what I know these free handouts are basically, food, shelter, housing, medical care, education and free cell phone service.

That sarcasm went right over your head, huh? This is in response to all the idiots saying that blacks and latinos only voted for Obama to get handouts. It's insulting to the majority of us minorities that do work and are not taking government assitance.
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Old 11-19-2012, 03:35 PM
 
Location: 500 miles from home
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Questions:
1. What are welfare vouchers
2. Why would you contact the SS office for free handouts?

You are working thus not entitled to them. Thats how it works. The employed people provide the free handouts to the people who dont work. From what I know these free handouts are basically, food, shelter, housing, medical care, education and free cell phone service.
Do you include social security and VA Benefits in your equations?

If so - my Republican/91 year old/Purple Heart Veteran - is a MOOCHER to the Repulican party.

Figures.
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Old 11-19-2012, 04:06 PM
 
Location: Old Mother Idaho
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What do you expect? Door to door delivery? Some guys aren't ever happy, especially if they have to get off the couch.
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