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Recent polls indicate that Obama's dog's fleas are variously pink or red and group together in knotty clumps, while McCain's dog's fleas are white loners, fighting to stake out large areas of dog for themselves alone.
Pink and Red fleas? So yes you are confirming are worse fears. Obama has gay and communist fleas. If his fleas are gay and commie then he is also.
According to whocaresaboutthetruth.com, Bill addressed a huge rally in Puerto Rico today, telling the cheering crowd of 40 that all of Hillary's mistakes can be blamed on the fleas from Barack Obama's dog.
"It's the fleas, I'm tellin' ya," he said. "They're covering up the truth! They're responsible for everything. They're calling her at 3 a.m. And they're ganging up on her. Those pesky fleas just won't give a gal a chance!"
In other news disturbing trends mostly reprorted on Blogs hav uncuvered a vast conspiracy to keep underground the mad rantings of the spiritual flea advisor. This flea has been seen in some unconfirmed videos jumping and frothing at what we can only surmise is the unfair treatment due to America's obsession with sprays and 1 month treatments. More to follow as we try to confirm these late braking repurts.
Jumping and frothing at unfair treatment? Is that a flea or Hillary you are describing?
For the warriors who prefer to do hand to hand combat with the fleas, just take the tweezers and squeeze the little suckers, then put them in water to drown. Then flush them down the toilet. This process take patience as it is slower but so much more complete.
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