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Old 09-26-2008, 09:02 AM
 
Location: Washington state
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In lieu of the Palin pick and the campaign suspension stunt, Slate has thoughtfully predicted McCain's next 10 possible Hail Marys:

1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
4. Learns to use computer.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
7. Sex-change operation.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:03 AM
 
Location: Catonsville, MD
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In lieu of the Palin pick and the campaign suspension stunt, Slate has thoughtfully predicted McCain's next 10 possible Hail Marys:


9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
Love this one!!!! LMAO!!
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:04 AM
 
Location: Turn Left at Greenland
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11. He knocks up Sarah Palin
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:06 AM
 
Location: Washington state
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Number 10 is a real possibility. I would not be the least bit surprised to see him pledge to serve only one term.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:08 AM
 
Location: Colorado
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Good stuff!!
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:10 AM
 
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Offers Palin to Zardari of Pakistan in exchange for Osama Bin Laden
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:12 AM
 
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I think the biggest stunt he could do at this point is to do a 180 degree turn with his campaign and start running it like a sane person.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:12 AM
 
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After being rejected by Zardari citing her terrible accent and pronunciation of "nuclear", Mccain calls him a c***, grabs him by the shirt collar and headbutts Zardari.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:14 AM
 
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Jokes apart, I just hope they do not start another war... Pakistan has been heating up.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:14 AM
 
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In lieu of the Palin pick and the campaign suspension stunt, Slate has thoughtfully predicted McCain's next 10 possible Hail Marys:

1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
#1
would be the best ...
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