Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? (liberal, conservative, crime rate)

[Fun2Day]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 caliber .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN





















Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about his kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does international law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click…..

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!? Please?????'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!



Little humor to lighten up the heavy discussion we are having today! Hope you have a nice weekend!

[RangerDuke08]

Rocky Mountain Libertarian - slightly more bang for the buck than the Republican, slightly more fiscal conservative than the Southerner, more like BANG BANG!

[Fun2Day]

Originally Posted by RangerDuke08

Rocky Mountain Libertarian - slightly more bang for the buck than the Republican, slightly more fiscal conservative than the Southerner, more like BANG BANG!

RMGO.org for you then.

If you like the Bang, Bang, then you better go McCain-Palin. Palin likes some real bang bang too! And I don't mean in bed... I mean at the range!

[Politico]

Haha. I almost NEVER agree with what you write on this forum, Fun2Day, but your test was pretty funny.

Oh by the way, according to your test, my liberal-leaning self would be considered a Republican.

[Fun2Day]

Originally Posted by Politico

Haha. I almost NEVER agree with what you write on this forum, Fun2Day, but your test was pretty funny.

Oh by the way, according to your test, my liberal-leaning self would be considered a Republican.

LOL.... So a liberal-leaner packs heat??? Wouldn't that be like a vegetarian eating meat??

I got that by e-mail, it was freakin' funny!

We need to light up. 32 days till election day and tempers are flaring hot!

[Badfish740]

I'm an American? And by the way, this liberal's home defense weapon of choice is a Remington 870 12 gauge-not some wimpy pistol.

[RangerDuke08]

Originally Posted by Fun2Day

RMGO.org for you then.

If you like the Bang, Bang, then you better go McCain-Palin. Palin likes some real bang bang too! And I don't mean in bed... I mean at the range!

Oh she can be my baby's momma anyday.

Btw we have some of the best gun laws in the libertarian Rockies (CO, WY, MT, ID) and also some of the lowest crime rates in the nation. However I might be moving to TN next year, the state that invented shooting things, thus perhaps BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click click ... next year to come.