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10-18-2008, 04:12 PM
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A McCain canvasser came knocking today!
Mrs. golfgod is listed with no party affiliation so this guy knocked on my door. I had to move my new Obama HOPE poster out of the hallway and then invited him in.
I told him I needed to get some info about McCain's platform for Medicare for my aged "mother" who is sick in the other room. He babbled on for a few minutes.
Then I excused myself to attend to my sick "mother" in the other room. After a minute I stuck my head out and said, "let me just give her this injection-don't leave".
Then I came out and put on some water for tea or coffee.
Then I speed dialed my home phone from my cell phone, excused myself to answer it, listened for a minute then hung up.
Then I told him that it was a recording from John McCain saying that Barack Obama hangs around with terrorists. I asked if that was true, it was truly "stump the dummy" time.
I excused myself again and got some tea for both of us. And asked some more inane questions about Palin-he didn't know anything except that the "Grand Jury (FTW?) cleared her. I started to point out that he was lying, but thought that might tip him off that I was not a low information voter.
I excused myself to check on "mom". Told him to stick around as I had more questions.
Went back to the kitchen and freshened up my tea. Asked if he needed to use the john.
Finally he said he really had to go. I was really mad that I was only able to waste 45 minutes of his time.
BUT IF EVERYONE DID THIS TO EVERY MCCAIN CANVASSER OR PHONE BANKER we could really make a difference.
BTW, I wasn't wasting my own time, I had already done two shifts for Obama today and was home anyway resting up for some more work tonight.
BTW, my Mom passed away 8 years ago and she was the definitive "Reagan Democrat. But she'd be pretty proud of what I'm doing.
golfgod
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10-18-2008, 04:15 PM
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Senior Member
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Hilarious! Way to go!
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10-18-2008, 04:16 PM
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Location: Holly Springs
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Deceptiveness is something to be proud of, congratulations.
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10-18-2008, 04:19 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Elfin Forest
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I had McCain canvassers at my house weeks ago. My roomate, boyfriend and I had such a laughing fit that the guy just had to leave.
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10-18-2008, 04:22 PM
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1/20/09 Destruction of US - Proceeding as planned
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Chicagoland
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Based on the other "stories" you have told, I seriously doubt this one.
But, nice try.
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10-18-2008, 04:22 PM
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Cry Me a River
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Let me guess...the EXACT same thing happened at 4 other really wealthy peoples houses on your street who just happened to have Obama signs in their yards and stickers on their Mercedes.
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10-18-2008, 04:23 PM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sanrene
Based on the other "stories" you have told, I seriously doubt this one.
But, nice try.
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Based on that fact that you are the one giving this comment, it actually gives him more credibility. Try harder.
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10-18-2008, 04:25 PM
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Not a member
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Missouri
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The other day we had a couple of college kids that were canvassing for Obama. We were polite to them and explained that we were going with a third party. They were nice and we were nice right back. I wished them well. There is no reason to be mean or deceptive because all it does is shows how immature one is.
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10-18-2008, 04:26 PM
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1/20/09 Destruction of US - Proceeding as planned
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Chicagoland
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Let me guess...the EXACT same thing happened at 4 other really wealthy peoples houses on your street who just happened to have Obama signs in their yards and stickers on their Mercedes.
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Yeah, like the guy wouldn't see the messiah display in the front yard. Can you imagine GG NOT having an Obama sign in his yard? Not a friggin chance.
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10-18-2008, 04:26 PM
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East Meets West
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: San Gabriel Valley, CA
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OMG golfgod. I am rollin'. That was awesome...I got a total visual of the whole thing. You're my new idol. 
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