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Old 10-31-2008, 11:55 AM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle..." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb a** put her up there to begin with!"
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:00 PM
 
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And spot on the mark!

Palin the post turtle
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:11 PM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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And spot on the mark!

Palin the post turtle
thanks!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:14 PM
 
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Sarah Palin Jokes - Late-Night Jokes about Sarah Palin

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-Cartoons/
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:24 PM
 
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Hilarious!

This is my favorite. What’s Yours?

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...-Rift.-aWT.htm

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Old 10-31-2008, 12:29 PM
 
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Hilarious!

This is my favorite. What’s Yours?

Conservative Rift Over Sarah Palin - Sarah Palin Cartoon
I liked the one about "Field Dressing an Elephant" - the 4th one.
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:05 PM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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I liked the one about "Field Dressing an Elephant" - the 4th one.
OMG -- that's a really funny one!!! LOVE the way they did McCain's face!! hehehe
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:08 PM
 
Location: Wilmington, NC
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this was originally an obama joke. I heard it about 6 months ago. either way, it's not a funny joke regardless of which of the two idiots it's referring to.
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:11 PM
 
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Unfortunately,that's not really a joke, it's the truth. If the consequences weren't so dire, I might be able to laugh.
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