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Old 10-31-2008, 12:48 PM
 
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WEDNESDAY NOV 5th 2008 11 am.

Phone rings…. McCain Headquarters.

Joe The Plumber: Hey John…. Sorry we lost. Man we gave it everything we could”.

McCain: “Yeah Sam… we tried to get the message out and in the end, it just wasn’t enough. I appreciate you and Tito’s efforts on the Campaign Trail. I guess as all of this excitement goes away we’ll get back to our normal lives. You must want to get back to plumbing right”

Joe The Plumber “Yeah, well sorta. I kinda quit my plumbing job to be on the campaign trail. But I have a few things lined up. A music album, a possible book deal… I even got a call from Dancing with the Stars yesterday”.

McCain: “Wow, that sounds great!! Good for you Joe, um I mean Sam! If you ever in AZ stop by the houses in Scottsdale, Cindy and the kids would love to see you”

Joe The Plumber: “Well I was actually calling you about that. Next Sunday I’m going to be in Phoenix for a photo shoot and I remember you said something staying with you and Cindy if I were ever out and….”

McCain” Ahhhh Yeaahhhh Joe, um, Sam I mean. Yeah next week probably won’t work. Um, I think I have a policy meeting with the Ambassador of Chile that day. Man, I’m sorry it didn’t work out. Let’s say next time I’m in Ohio I look you up OK! Hey… I think Sarah is having a party on Sunday… you should go up to Wasilia and surprise them”

Joe The Plumber-“Nah… I’ll call first”

McCain “Take care Joe… haha I mean Sam. I keep getting that wrong.”

Phone hangs up…
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Sarah Palin’s cell phone rings

Sarah: ‘Hello”

Joe The Plumber “Hey Sarah, it’s me Sam”

Sarah “Sam who”

Joe The plumber “Sam Wurlzibacher…. The Plumber, Joe… the … Plumber”
Sarah “OH JOE!!! Doggone it! I had you confused Todd’s fishin buddy. Joe, how are you”

Joe The Plumber: “Doing great… did you hear that I got a record contract”

Sarah: “Yes that’s exciting! I didn’t know you could sing”

Joe The plumber: “Neither did I. “

AWKWARD PAUSE

Sarah “Hey so Joe, did you call for something”

Joe The Plumber: “Oh, man… bummer about losing yesterday”

Sarah: “Oh Gosh darn! It breaks my heart that we now have a socialist headed for the White House”.

Joe The Plumber: “Yeah, it breaks mine too…”

Sarah: “We dontcha worry… we’ll get them in 2012”

Joe The Plumber: “Yeah, actually that’s the reason I called. Remember when we were talking about possibility of running together in 2012…”

SCRATCHING NOISES SOUNDING LIKE FINGERNAILS OVER A MIC INPUT

Sarah: “I’m sorry, Joe, I can’t hear you… you’re breaking up”.

Joe The Plumber: “OK, I’LL TALK LOUDER. CAN YOU HEAR ME? I WANTED TO SAY THAT I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY AS A PLUMBER AND I’M ALL READY TO MOVE TO ALASKA SO WE CAN START WORKING ON OUR 2012 CAMPAIGN TOGETHER…

Sarah “Ohhhhh Joe I’m so sorry, I can’t hear you at all. In fact I think I dropped your call. If you can still hear me have your people call my people and we’ll do lunch over Mooseburgers.”

Last edited by ocnymonty; 10-31-2008 at 01:03 PM..
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:05 PM
 
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I love it.
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:07 PM
 
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Lol!
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:12 PM
 
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Poor Joe-Sam. He's going to be doing the walk of shame on Wednesday with his hair tousled, panty hose all a kimbo, carrying his pumps wondering how he got into that mess in the first place. The least they can do is make him breakfast and give him cab fair.
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:15 PM
 
Location: Home is where the heart is
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We'll be seeing him on various reality tv shows for the next year.
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