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The ironic thing is that it will be Obama's health care plan that gives them easy access to anti-anxiety meds.... They'll be just fine!
And a light sentence when they get arrested for having an ounce of drugs on them causing a second Crack Epidemic, drug wars, and a rising murder rate in my city, New York.
Lighter drug policies = more people using drugs = more people being high on drugs = more people doing stupid things on drugs = more people murdered because the murderer is high on drugs = high crime because of high people on drugs.
Hold on tight, my fellow Republicans. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. All we're going to hear about for the next several weeks is how the rest of the world adores Obama and we're the global darlings again. *bile rising in throat*
There are many ways to cope with the waves of nausea that will surely overtake you at one point or another:
1. Breathe in and out, taking slow sips of water
[strike]2. Visualize a pink sky with clouds made of fluffy white bunny tails[/strike]
2. Use your "Pin the Tail on Chris Dodd" game with regularity, inserting random photos of Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank if necessary
3. Try not to picture a world where both France and Iran adore us at the same time
4. Fake a heart attack to test how long it takes an ambulance to arrive under Obama's new National Healthcare Plan
5. Lower your American flag and raise a white one in its place, just for a day.
6. Make a Mii of Obama and kick his pansy pacifist a*s in several military strategy games
7. Hey...somewhere, Hillary is crying too
8. SNL will be making fun of nothing but liberals for a loooong time.
9. The Daily Kos might actually collapse in on itself (as might the NYT, MSNBC, etc...)
10. Know that it will all be over in 4 very short years, and hopefully, we won't have to undo too much damage to our country
Hold on tight, my fellow Republicans. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. All we're going to hear about for the next several weeks is how the rest of the world adores Obama and we're the global darlings again. *bile rising in throat*
There are many ways to cope with the waves of nausea that will surely overtake you at one point or another:
1. Breathe in and out, taking slow sips of water
[strike]2. Visualize a pink sky with clouds made of fluffy white bunny tails[/strike]
2. Use your "Pin the Tail on Chris Dodd" game with regularity, inserting random photos of Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank if necessary
3. Try not to picture a world where both France and Iran adore us at the same time
4. Fake a heart attack to test how long it takes an ambulance to arrive under Obama's new National Healthcare Plan
5. Lower your American flag and raise a white one in its place, just for a day.
6. Make a Mii of Obama and kick his pansy pacifist a*s in several military strategy games
7. Hey...somewhere, Hillary is crying too
8. SNL will be making fun of nothing but liberals for a loooong time.
9. The Daily Kos might actually collapse in on itself (as might the NYT, MSNBC, etc...)
10. Know that it will all be over in 4 very short years, and hopefully, we won't have to undo too much damage to our country
Thank you and good night!
Or you could act like an adult, and an American, support your president, go on with your life. By your name here, I gather your are raising children. Set the example of how adults behave, how Americans behave, and how important our process is, and the everyone doesn't always get their way.
Who knows you might even vote for his re-election in 4 years.
Hold on tight, my fellow Republicans. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. All we're going to hear about for the next several weeks is how the rest of the world adores Obama and we're the global darlings again. *bile rising in throat*
There are many ways to cope with the waves of nausea that will surely overtake you at one point or another:
1. Breathe in and out, taking slow sips of water
[strike]2. Visualize a pink sky with clouds made of fluffy white bunny tails[/strike]
2. Use your "Pin the Tail on Chris Dodd" game with regularity, inserting random photos of Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank if necessary
3. Try not to picture a world where both France and Iran adore us at the same time
4. Fake a heart attack to test how long it takes an ambulance to arrive under Obama's new National Healthcare Plan
5. Lower your American flag and raise a white one in its place, just for a day.
6. Make a Mii of Obama and kick his pansy pacifist a*s in several military strategy games
7. Hey...somewhere, Hillary is crying too
8. SNL will be making fun of nothing but liberals for a loooong time.
9. The Daily Kos might actually collapse in on itself (as might the NYT, MSNBC, etc...)
10. Know that it will all be over in 4 very short years, and hopefully, we won't have to undo too much damage to our country
Thank you and good night!
Take your hate elsewhere. Barack Obama is the new President-Elect of the United States. Nobody gives a crap what you think about that FACT.
11. Ya'll take your idiot back to his village in Texas, secede, and leave America to prosper without you.
We don't deserve him do we Can we not send him somewhere else like Cuba?
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All we're going to hear about for the next several weeks is how the rest of the world adores Obama and we're the global darlings again. *bile rising in throat* 
Cuba?
