Because If anything happens to him we get : JOE BIDEN
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Think about it! The state of the union would be an 18 & 1/2 hour speech.
Half of it spent telling us about the time Abe Lincoln went on You Tube after Pearl Harbor to calm the nation!
Then we'd all have to figure out how to "Gird our Loins".
But on the bright side, hair plugs would be covered by medicaid & medicare!