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Old 12-07-2008, 12:56 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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NEW YORK (AP) - As the quest for the First Dog continues, Academy Award-winner Jamie Foxx thinks he's come up with the perfect solution for the President-elect and his family.

"A pitbull," the entertainer says.

Jamie Foxx: The Obamas need a pitbull
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Old 12-07-2008, 02:13 PM
 
Location: Home is where the heart is
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Jamie Foxx is only just now coming up with that joke? Took him long enough. At least a dozen people here on CD made the same joke on the first day the dog subject came up.

You need to get fresher material, Jamie. And stop riding Obama's coat tails.
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:31 PM
 
Location: Turn Left at Greenland
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Part X of Palins in the Kitchen: Bow wow wow edition

Sarah: Todd!!! We're gonna live in the White House!
Todd: Huh?
Sarah: Yea, Todd! According to this here news article, some comedian is saying the Obama's need a pitbull ...
Todd: Yea ... and???
Sarah: Shucks Todd ... silly goose, they're referring to me! You know, the pitbull with lipstick, don' cha know???
Todd: Uhhhhh, Sarah ...
Sarah: Oh you betcha, I knew we would get to the white house somehow! Start packin' Piper's bags, oh she sure is gonna have fun at Sidwell friends with the Obama girls!
Todd: Sarah ...
Sarah: You know the best part though hun?
Todd: <shakes his head>
Sarah: All the clothes are mine!
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:42 PM
 
Location: Home is where the heart is
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Part X of Palins in the Kitchen: Bow wow wow edition

Sarah: Todd!!! We're gonna live in the White House!
Todd: Huh?
Sarah: Yea, Todd! According to this here news article, some comedian is saying the Obama's need a pitbull ...
Todd: Yea ... and???
Sarah: Shucks Todd ... silly goose, they're referring to me! You know, the pitbull with lipstick, don' cha know???
Todd: Uhhhhh, Sarah ...
Sarah: Oh you betcha, I knew we would get to the white house somehow! Start packin' Piper's bags, oh she sure is gonna have fun at Sidwell friends with the Obama girls!
Todd: Sarah ...
Sarah: You know the best part though hun?
Todd: <shakes his head>
Sarah: All the clothes are mine!
You are gifted at this! I tried writing one of these myself, and let me tell you it made me appreciate the ones you come up with. Keep it up, and I hope you're saving 'em all in a blog.
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:58 PM
 
Location: Turn Left at Greenland
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You are gifted at this! I tried writing one of these myself, and let me tell you it made me appreciate the ones you come up with. Keep it up, and I hope you're saving 'em all in a blog.
Well thank ya kindly
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Old 12-07-2008, 06:53 PM
 
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They could just pick out one of the dogs the Feds confiscated from Michael Vick.
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Old 12-07-2008, 10:20 PM
 
Location: The Land of Lincoln
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I think he will be moving into the White House with 2 pit bulls.
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:40 AM
 
Location: Turn Left at Greenland
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I think he will be moving into the White House with 2 pit bulls.
2 stupid pitbulls are moving out ... I think that's what you mean.
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:37 AM
 
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Part 1 of Obamas on the porch: Git a damn dawg edition

Barack: Michelle, we need to *cough cough* (lights cigarette) get an uh, well, what I'm trying uh ah uh to uh umm say is we need a uhh um dog.

Michelle: We gots to get sumfin. Sh**, all doze damn people always got questions and sh**, I'm so ashamed of dis damn country.

Barack: Well, uh, what I uh think that uh ummm we should uh ahh ummm look into getting, uh, is a pit bull.

Michelle: Wut da hell we gonna do wit a damn pit bull, don't you know dem thangs eat babies????

Barack: Well, uh, yeah, I had um, heard that and, uh some of the advisors are working on that so that uh we can uh ah um get it trained properly

Michelle: I'm ashamed of pit bulls Barry. But if dey can train dat thang to vote for you in 2012, I'd be proud of pit bulls for da first time...

Barack: Okay, uh, I'll ah ummm check with my advisory team and have them form a um ah dog training team, and uh umm we'll hope for change so that we can change the hope that people with dogs hope for and bring change that inspires hope for all to change. *lights another cigarette*
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