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Old 12-12-2008, 04:08 PM
 
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This is my favorite question:

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"I'm saving myslef for maragie, Is Obama going to make me have sex with my girlfriend and smoke marniguana and cigarittes before I'm old enough? - Jonathan Westfalls, Age 45, Liberty University School of Advanced Baptist Learnings
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:14 PM
 
Location: CO
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Stop the World, I want to Get Off?
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Old 12-12-2008, 07:30 PM
 
Location: Mount Dora, FL
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normie:

the only thing that's flat, might I add also warped is the minds of many republicans....that is, in part, why they took a beating on Nov. 4th....Nah that's too generous....their brains are more than flat -- they are quite useless....all ya gotta do to see that is ummm visit this forum...
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Old 12-12-2008, 07:32 PM
 
Location: Mount Dora, FL
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Oh and by the way, just like the world is flat, i suppose Obama isn't bi-racial either...
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Old 12-12-2008, 07:47 PM
 
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If the world is flat where does Santa live?
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Old 12-12-2008, 07:56 PM
LML
 
Location: Wisconsin
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If the world is flat where does Santa live?
In a gingerbread house on my dining room table.
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:16 PM
 
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No, I'll be doing the Toilet Bowl Grab....
Oh come on, why with proper diet and regular exercise you can loose weight the right way without having to barf up your lunch.
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Old 12-13-2008, 01:15 AM
 
Location: Imaginary Figment
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The liberal lie about the earth being round is part of the Amish Liberation Front's core values and teachings. Their radical wing of that party, led by Samuel Stoltzfus, was rumored to have close ties to Obama and most certainly played a role in shaping his ideology. I also heard something very big is about to break regarding their relationship, quite possibley tomorrow. If it turns out to be what my friend says it is, Obama is finished!
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Old 12-13-2008, 05:09 AM
 
Location: Columbia, SC
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The liberal lie about the earth being round is part of the Amish Liberation Front's core values and teachings. Their radical wing of that party, led by Samuel Stoltzfus, was rumored to have close ties to Obama and most certainly played a role in shaping his ideology. I also heard something very big is about to break regarding their relationship, quite possibley tomorrow. If it turns out to be what my friend says it is, Obama is finished!
Does this mean that after Monday Obama will announce that his first act as President will be to outlaw automobile ownership and everyone will be required to purchase a horse and buggy?

Damn. I thought he wanted to take our guns first. And I was just getting used to having to buy a new TV, and now this. Maybe I should have voted for Palin... McCain. I meant McCain.

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Old 12-13-2008, 06:58 AM
 
Location: Home is where the heart is
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Does this mean that after Monday Obama will announce that his first act as President will be to outlaw automobile ownership and everyone will be required to purchase a horse and buggy?
Well, of course--and don't let those Round Earth koolaid drinkers tell you otherwise. Obama's plan is to make everyone buy a horse and buggy, so the price of gasoline will remain low. That's his economic plan too--the stimulus checks come with a requirement to spend them on horse buying and barn building.

GM will go out of business. Growing oats to feed all thoses horses will become the main industry... Obama will demand that Bartlett's Quotation's be rewritten to say "What's good for General Mills is what's good for the country..."

But, of course, we will never see this happen since Obama won't be elected on Monday. He won't, he won't, he won't, he won't, he won't! It can't happen as I've proved already. The supreme court's gonna stop it, you'll see. And if you try to tell me differently I'll just put my fingers in my ears and sing lalalala.
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