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Old 02-16-2013, 03:19 PM
Location: Turku, Finland
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Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about getting the hell out of this ****hole I'm now experiencing. As I'm not very accustomed to the lifestyle of Europe, I'd like some good advice.

I'm from Finland, located on the northeastern brink of Europe. from a rural location, I'm not sure how I can be accustomed with the cosmopolitaine lifestyle of Europe. So, my questions are:

1) My ethnicity is quite weird. I'm 20% Finnish, 20% Swedish, 20% Mongol, 20% Azeri and 20% Tatar. Will I ever be able to blend in? I've heard that some European countries have a lot of issues with racism, and I'm not sure if I can handle all the xenophobia.

2) I is planning to stay at my location for the rest of my life. My ethnicity is probably a bit unappealing to the blonde europeans, so will the native people hate me? And will they beat me up?

3) The 3a question is about ethnicity as well. I've heard that European women are not very interested in people in my kind of ethnicity, so will I die alone there, or should I just marry the 'princess of Kashmir' my parents chose for me and try to be happy at home?

4) I've heard that Europe is very socialist. I've seen plenty of reds marching on the streets and was truly shocked by the May 1968 protests in France. As a self made man (though the government paid for all my education), I want to decide where my tax money goes to. Will I be able to make a living without 99% of my salary being lost as tax?

5) As Europe is very socialist and feminist, are they haunting down all Christians on the continent? Is there any possibility that one could live in peace with his M4 carbine, ore ar the green-left atheists just intruding every aspects of life and diminshing my manhood?

6) I'm also very conservative. Will I be able to exercise my beliefs, or will the 'libera' views of communist Europe force me and my children to be atheist and also child prostitutes?

7) I'm also fairly poor, but coul'dnt care less about other people in my society. Still, are some Eastern European countries just too underdeveloped for me? They seem quite communist and xenophobic, so will I last for even 24 hours in Poland?

8) I Also realize race and ethnicity is quite a big issue in Europe. Is it ok for me to move to Belgium without spoiling the racial characteristics of that country? Race studies have shown that the Danish race is much more organized than the Portugese race? Will I destroy this balance if I'm to 'spread my seed' in one of these countries?

12) Returning to the most pressing question, I've hear on C-D/Stormfront that some nationalities seem to be more beautiful and intelligent than their neighbor living 20 miles south. Everyone have heard of the Aryan race, but are there any other obvious traits between the peoples of Europe?

13; bonus question: why are the Europeans not interested in the Super Bowl?

So: which Europen country would be the bes t for me?

Old 02-16-2013, 05:52 PM
Location: M I N N E S O T A
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If you are fairly poor do you think its the right time to make such a big move? do you have any education?
Old 02-16-2013, 06:32 PM
Location: The Netherlands
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I'm guessing that this is a troll thread but with the bizarre stuff that gets said around here, you just never know
Old 02-16-2013, 06:36 PM
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Europe is not the place for you then. I hear Yemen is a great place to be now.
Old 02-16-2013, 07:07 PM
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2 out of 3 people have failed irony. Our star student Linda just about gets pass marks.
Old 02-16-2013, 07:20 PM
Location: M I N N E S O T A
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Originally Posted by Geography Freak View Post
2 out of 3 people have failed irony. Our star student Linda just about gets pass marks.
Are you the OP?
Old 02-16-2013, 08:27 PM
Location: France
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Lol I guess coming up with all of these was a lot of work.
The fact that some posters are wondering if they have take this seriously says it all about the messed up place that is the European forum.
Old 02-16-2013, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by iNviNciBL3 View Post
Are you the OP?
Old 02-16-2013, 10:42 PM
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Italy. Italy.
Did I mention Italy?

Just kidding. That's the only country I know very well. Immigrating there? Probably not a good idea.
Old 02-17-2013, 03:51 AM
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Definitely a troll.

How did you get 1/5 of each ethnicity? Do you have like 5 parents? You said you're in Finland and you don't know much about Europe and how blonde Europeans will treat someone like you???!!!

My suggestion for you is Russia! Or better, marry the Princess of Kashmir and move to Pakistan or India, whichever part your wife is from. That's the easiest way out of poverty.
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