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Old 11-17-2008, 07:50 PM
 
Location: Baywood Park
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Anyone ever have a good relaxing massage ruined because the whole time you're holding in a fart? Any sugesstions pre-massage? I mean it's a waste of money if you can't relax.

 
Old 11-17-2008, 08:09 PM
 
Location: Hot Springs, AR
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Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, let 'er rip, go back and enjoy your massage. If you need to number 2 (the number reason people get gassy), go for it. It's better than getting a massage all clenched up.
 
Old 11-17-2008, 09:05 PM
 
Location: San Francisco, California
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just let her rip! and say excuse me
 
Old 11-17-2008, 09:16 PM
 
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what if it's one of those SBD's?
 
Old 11-18-2008, 05:19 AM
 
Location: long island , ny
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just let her rip! and say excuse me
Yea ...But he can forget about the ''Happy ending''.......lol
 
Old 11-18-2008, 09:34 AM
 
Location: Sugar Grove, IL
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this is the best laugh I have had in awhile! Really do have tears running down my cheeks(the ones on my face!!!)
 
Old 11-18-2008, 09:48 AM
 
Location: Denver, CO
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take a couple of gas-x capsules with a large glass of water and go to the bathroom beforehand. that should help!



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Anyone ever have a good relaxing massage ruined because the whole time you're holding in a fart? Any sugesstions pre-massage? I mean it's a waste of money if you can't relax.
 
Old 11-18-2008, 09:51 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Get a massage every week and have never had that problem. However, there is never a problem if I need to get up and pee...so why not get up and phfooooot!
 
Old 11-21-2008, 01:05 AM
 
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BLAST IT OUT! Then blame it on the person giving you the massage and explain that you'd like a discount because you don't pay for their aroma and sound effects during the massage.
 
Old 11-21-2008, 01:17 AM
 
Location: ***Spokane***
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just let her rip! and say excuse me
OMG, it's a natural thing, on the average, a person farts about 25 times a day, thatís a lot. Does it make sense that on any given day someone who is talking to you is farting without you knowing it, but possibly does smell the awful odor.. Personally, I have had plenty of massages', and not had that delima.., personal choice, if you want to be cool, excuse yourself, let her rip , clean up and go back to your massage..
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