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None. Look for a drag short from Speedo. At least then it looks like you actually swim and aren't just a jerk lying by the pool for attention.
No one ever wants to see the outline of your "stuff" unless you are posing for a Tom of Finland calendar. If you don't know who that is, I dare you to look it up.
ICK! The only people I know who want to check out the size of a man's package in swimshorts are other men. If that is your demographic, by all means pursue revealing swimwear.
The male member does not look the same all the time, as you know. Men who want to proudly show off the outline of their flaccid package (and maybe even shrunken depending on water temp) are not really impressing anyone (save other men.) If you are trying to show off a non-flaccid package, you will probably get kicked out of most pool/beach situations.
Honestly, I know the beach is often about seeing and being seen. But use a little decorum. Your quote lets me know that maybe you prefer things a little trashier. Not everyone does.
Honey, I am a gay man and would love to see you in your little tight shorts! I think one of the posters said it-- my friends and I will be checking you out. Don't know if that is the signal you are trying to send...
Yes, I was leaning towards the second pair also. Just looks more polished.
I have gay friends and will sometimes ask them for their opinions of whether this goes with this or does this put-together look right, or any suggestions. As far as I'm concerned their opinion is that of any female's, maybe even better. Hell they know what women want before women even knew they wanted it.
If any dude wants to eye screw me, so be it. Why should I care in the least? I'm a secure guy. I can only think of men who'd have issue with this are those knowingly possessing a little gayness within and must put up a front to dissuade from it.
And all women do not in fact hate the teeny swimsuits. My girlfriend (and her friends) gets off on the sight to no end. Now we're not talking speedo but the real shorties like in the link. They actually laugh at the guys wearing mid-calf parachute pants
I don't really like either pair, but the second pair reminds me of the German flag.
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