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Old 12-28-2012, 11:50 AM
 
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Not only do I not like them,I would never pay $270 for a pair of jeans!
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:13 PM
 
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Gay man with a ***** eye for you...

Flap pockets do NOT and I repeat NOT work on a guy with a truly flat butt. If your butt is really as level as a tabletop, pick a pair of jeans that runs a little tighter than you usually wear and do some good old fashioned tightie whities underneath. The brave can also try some shaping undies for men which will give your butt a little lift. 2Xist makes some.

If your issue is a small butt endowment vice a completely flat butt, the flap pocket jeans might work a bit better. There needs to be some meat back there for the flaps to work-- otherwise you will just call attention to your lack of ass-ets.

Believe me, I look at butts a lot.
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Old 12-28-2012, 05:07 PM
 
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The tightie whities are a good suggestion. The elastic under the butt cheeks will lift them up a little giving the appearance of a rounder behind.
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Old 12-28-2012, 06:11 PM
 
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The tightie whities are a good suggestion. The elastic under the butt cheeks will lift them up a little giving the appearance of a rounder behind.
You could use some large tie wraps
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:29 AM
 
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Gay man with a ***** eye for you...

Flap pockets do NOT and I repeat NOT work on a guy with a truly flat butt. If your butt is really as level as a tabletop, pick a pair of jeans that runs a little tighter than you usually wear and do some good old fashioned tightie whities underneath. The brave can also try some shaping undies for men which will give your butt a little lift. 2Xist makes some.

If your issue is a small butt endowment vice a completely flat butt, the flap pocket jeans might work a bit better. There needs to be some meat back there for the flaps to work-- otherwise you will just call attention to your lack of ass-ets.

Believe me, I look at butts a lot.
^^^This sounds like pretty good advice. My sweetie has a somewhat flat keister---but it's not like that uncovered (hee hee hee). So we've determined it's the clothes. Using tighter jeans and good fitting underwear has done wonders! My younger brother also has this issue---and it's the jeans, man! When he wears tighter jeans, he turns heads. When he's in his "relaxed Lees" (uugh), the Flat Earth Society calls him.
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