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Old 10-28-2013, 10:59 AM
 
Location: mainland but born oahu
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@op

See i warned you lol.

Future pick your battles, you may live longer lol.
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Old 10-28-2013, 11:04 AM
 
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1. Should not show more than 1.8 inches of cleavage at any time. (even while bending over to pick something up)

2. Should not wear high heels. (seriously, you could end up hurting yourself a lot more by tripping and falling than what would've happened when you were 30)

3. Shall act like a lady. (do not go to clubs and bars looking to corrupt innocent young men)

4. Shall strive for inner beauty. (read, walk, enjoy nature, talk with family, work on being a beautiful soul)


I'm not looking for any answers on this, I just listed some obvious well rounded advice/facts on how women over the age of 45 should act. If you got anymore that I didn't include, please feel free to list so women who are 44 and look at this thread can get a head start on practicing.
I think these might be good tips for some women above the age 45. But they are just tips & don't suit everyone.

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Old 10-28-2013, 11:52 AM
 
Location: Atlanta
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OP.. not so fast.

I for one think women over 45 are sexy as hell. heels, no heels, low skirt, lots of cleavage or not.. matters not to me.. just sexy as hell!

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Old 10-28-2013, 11:57 AM
 
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Aww bless.

I don't know why everyone thinks "beauty" is limited to those with smooth skin.

True beauty is inside out.

I don't have many wrinkles but I'm kinda proud of the ones I do have. They are a souvenir of experience.
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Old 10-28-2013, 12:04 PM
 
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1. Should not show more than 1.8 inches of cleavage at any time. (even while bending over to pick something up)

Not looking down women's blouses could also be an effective alternative to the unfortunate-ness of the above setting.

2. Should not wear high heels. (seriously, you could end up hurting yourself a lot more by tripping and falling than what would've happened when you were 30)

Given that some women over 45 have excellent balance, are strong and in d*mn good shape, they can wear whatever height heels they want.

3. Shall act like a lady. (do not go to clubs and bars looking to corrupt innocent young men)

Move to strike, some "innocent" young men seem attracted to the opportunity for a bit of badness (what are you, his mother or his grandmother?)

4. Shall strive for inner beauty. (read, walk, enjoy nature, talk with family, work on being a beautiful soul)

Absolutely. Along with these things, ladies over 45, love and celebrate yourself. Admire your power to endure and your wind-blown beauty..Celebrate the fact that you have wisdom to share with those who would seek it...paramount amongst the wisdom you would share is:

Avoid telling people how to live.

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Old 10-28-2013, 01:36 PM
 
Location: Niagara Region
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OP, can you recommend any punishments for Stepford Wives who do NOT follow your rules?
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:44 PM
 
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OP, can you recommend any punishments for Stepford Wives who do NOT follow your rules?
Immediate shut down followed by permanent disconnection from the grid.
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:51 PM
 
Location: San Francisco, California
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women over 45 should stop shopping at "Forever 21 & Victoria's Secret"

thats not for over the hill old ladies, thats for young ladies
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Old 10-28-2013, 02:14 PM
 
Location: Wonderland
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women over 45 should stop shopping at "Forever 21 & Victoria's Secret"

thats not for over the hill old ladies, thats for young ladies
Believe me, by the age of 45 I was very bored with both those shops. It's not like either of them offers much in the way of either variety or quality.
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Old 10-28-2013, 03:08 PM
 
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women over 45 should stop shopping at "Forever 21 & Victoria's Secret"

thats not for over the hill old ladies, thats for young ladies
Oh, I'm sorry are you a refugee from the "Twilight Zone" trapped in the previous century? Newsflash: Not only can women wear what they believe what looks good on them....they can vote, too! Yeah, and we used to have wash clothes on rocks, but we got big ole fancy machines for that now!

No one's asking you to buy the clothes or to look at the women wear them, so take a chill pill.
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