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Old 12-29-2013, 12:52 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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ROHESTER, MN — Researchers at the Mayo Clinic say they are two months into a lifestyle study to determine why men start losing muscular shape in their buttocks starting primarily in their 60s.

“We really know nothing about why aging men get atrophic glutonoid medius and epidermal tonal slippage…basically collapsed asses and a fold of hanging bum skin,” said Dr. Ernst Whitacker in a TED speech posted on the internet today.

Mayo Clinic To Study Men’s Middle-Aged Flat Asses | THE LAPINE
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Old 12-29-2013, 12:56 PM
 
Location: NJ
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does it say where the money for the study is coming from?
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Old 12-29-2013, 01:16 PM
 
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does it say where the money for the study is coming from?
probably from old women!
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Old 12-29-2013, 02:58 PM
 
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More concerned about the hardware (penis) going flat in old age...
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Old 12-29-2013, 03:08 PM
 
Location: Leeds, UK
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This applies to female asses and female breasts. The female body is an unmitigated disaster beyond the age of 60.

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Old 12-29-2013, 03:21 PM
 
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Alas! Too late for me
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Old 12-29-2013, 04:18 PM
 
Location: League City, Texas
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ROHESTER, MN — Researchers at the Mayo Clinic say they are two months into a lifestyle study to determine why men start losing muscular shape in their buttocks starting primarily in their 60s.

“We really know nothing about why aging men get atrophic glutonoid medius and epidermal tonal slippage…basically collapsed asses and a fold of hanging bum skin,” said Dr. Ernst Whitacker in a TED speech posted on the internet today.

Mayo Clinic To Study Men’s Middle-Aged Flat Asses | THE LAPINE
You are aware this is a satirical site--like the Onion, right?
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Old 12-29-2013, 04:28 PM
 
Location: NJ
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You are aware this is a satirical site--like the Onion, right?
yeah? the onion has to be one of the least successful attempts at humor ive ever seen. i cant believe people post those things because they found them funny.
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Old 12-29-2013, 05:54 PM
 
Location: League City, Texas
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yeah? the onion has to be one of the least successful attempts at humor ive ever seen. i cant believe people post those things because they found them funny.
I agree--
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Old 12-29-2013, 07:26 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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I've never had much ass, to be honest, even in my youth... I'm pretty much sitting on my spine as I type this.....
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