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Old 05-19-2014, 10:52 PM
 
Location: 1000 miles from nowhere
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Seriously.

Where have all the brawny sexy lumberjacks gone? Men's style today tends towardandrogynous/hipster/fem-lite styles. No real man should ever be caught deadwearing jeggings, eyeliner, or nail polish. Why is any of this even a thing? Iget you need to "express yourself" but why must this entail"primping" and makeup? I am so turned off by all this, it's revolting. Andno, gym rat guys do not count as brawny. They may be muscular yes, but notnecessarily tough or even masculine. Actually much of their vanity is feminine-like. Great, you can lift a dumbbell. Sorry, but I am quite sure that is not what Spencer/Darwin meant by "survival of the fittest."

Now just to be fair I will add a rant about women's style today. Please, please, PLEASE, ladies, do not wear leggings as pants, mmkay? There, I even asked nicely. It's just, I don't care to see every dimple of your a s 5 cheek as you strut down sidewalk. Even the loveliest of as 5es should be kept between intimates only. Oh, and don't think because you wear a size 5 you are all that, if you are squeezing a size 9 body into it. Funny thing about muffin tops, they are gross and make you look huge even if you are not. Whereas if you simply wear clothes that fit appropriately (cut out the size if you must, supposedly Mariah Carey does) you will actually look slimmer.
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Old 05-19-2014, 11:08 PM
 
Location: NYC
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They've put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Lumber jack song - YouTube
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Old 05-19-2014, 11:09 PM
 
Location: Encino, CA
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Seriously.

Where have all the brawny sexy lumberjacks gone? Men's style today tends towardandrogynous/hipster/fem-lite styles. No real man should ever be caught deadwearing jeggings, eyeliner, or nail polish. .
NONE of the mens styles of today involve any of the things you mentioned. The fact that your post has some weird typeset/font makes me think that you just copy and pasted this from somewhere else. Anyway, you like lumberjacks, go to where lumberjacks are. What geographical area are you from? I ask because styles tend to be slightly different based on geographical location. If you are in a city, you are not going to see many "lumberjack" styled men, unless you are looking at Jose who cuts grass and does yardscaping.
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Old 05-19-2014, 11:09 PM
 
Location: southern california
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that is not so. i am very macho.
i drink really strong coffee and dont put anything on my croissant, no jam no butter, nothing.
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Old 05-20-2014, 12:04 AM
 
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+1........


But not today!

Just glad to be alive.
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Old 05-20-2014, 12:09 AM
 
Location: Philaburbia
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Seriously.
I don't think so!

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They've put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Lumber jack song - YouTube
Dang, you beat me to it.

I tried to find a clip of the old Saturday Night Live skit, "Quien Es Mas Macho", but came up short. It would have fit well with this thread.
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Old 05-20-2014, 02:04 AM
 
Location: Fairbanks, AK
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They are all up here in Alaska having a good ol' time. Come on up, it's great fun.
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Old 05-20-2014, 08:18 AM
 
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Go to Asheville, NC. One of my complaints about that place was every frikken' guy there dressed like a lumberjack - and some of the women did too! LOL

Haha is this even a serious post, OP?
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Old 05-20-2014, 10:23 AM
 
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Theyre in the paper towel aisle
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Old 05-20-2014, 10:45 AM
 
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I don't think so!


Dang, you beat me to it.

I tried to find a clip of the old Saturday Night Live skit, "Quien Es Mas Macho", but came up short. It would have fit well with this thread.

Fernando Lamas es mas macho.
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